Runny eggs and chewy bacon....

I like my eggs over easy. And even scrambled, I like em a little runny.

Bacon is like the 30th best breakfast meat, it’s ok, but even at its best, it’s overrated
 
Stop ordering that.
Order them over medium.

Nothing runny, yolk still intact.
He wants them to make them the way he does at home. He calls them sunny side up, but they really burnt side down.
 
I'm difficult when it comes to breakfast. I don't like eggs or bacon or sausages or coffee - regardless of how it's prepared. All pork grosses me out. Hot liquids gross me out. My typical daily breakfast consists of a Pop Tart and a Dr. Pepper. If other people want to go out for breakfast, I'd probably order a Belgian waffle.
You eat like a 5 year old with no parental restrictions.
 
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You eat like a 5 years old with no parental restrictions.
home alone eating GIF
 
I like my eggs over easy. And even scrambled, I like em a little runny.

Bacon is like the 30th best breakfast meat, it’s ok, but even at its best, it’s overrated
overrated? eat shit. you must be eating bargain-bin garbage-ass bacon, then.
 
He wants them to make them the way he does at home. He calls them sunny side up, but they really burnt side down.
What? I said over easy retard. I cook good. Don't ever think you are better than me, it's disrespectful. Mind your self boy.
 
disgusted colin farrell GIF


you drink soda for breakfast?? that's horrific
I accept that.

In fairness to me, though, my digestive system is difficult. I can't drink milk unless I wanna spend the whole day pissing out my ass. Coffee grosses me out. Straight fruit juices are high in acids that flares up my acid reflux. Vegetable juices I can tolerate drinking are high in sodium and I have a high risk for sodium kidney stones. Dr. Pepper seems to have a balance to it that doesn't trigger any of those negative reactions and has just enough caffeine to kickstart my morning without the crash later. :noidea:
 
overrated? eat shit. you must be eating bargain-bin garbage-ass bacon, then.
Nah, I’d just rather have pork or deer tenderloin, country fried steak, hog jowl, hot links, fried bologna, fried Spam, fat back, streak o lean, country ham, city ham, sausage patty or a sausage link than bacon for breakfast. Bacon goes good on burgers and in baked beans em sech
 
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