SEC Sideline Macots,,,,4 Dogs and 10 Cartoon Characters,,,,WTF is that exactly

I like that too. Way back in the day, when Tech first put in astroturf, that high strung quarter horse didn't handle the "slow down and turn" after the entry worth a damn. Maybe I should say the idiot rider didn't. They've really had to gear down how fast they let 'em go ever since.
still runs pretty fast, considering the environment -
 
And why all the love for Cats

Wildcats
Tigers
Tigers
Tigers

4 Dogs and 4 Cats.
 
This is why Oklahoma has won its last conference title. More concerned about mascots than the on field product
 
This is why Oklahoma has won its last conference title. More concerned about mascots than the on field product
And..........................Your mascot is a pussy

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You know what would be a funny prank? Infect Uga with rabies, and then have it attack Bevo in Austin so they can put that stupid cow down too
 
There is only 1 Elephant mascot. We have cornered the market on that!!!!

Elephant story
in D1 college football but doesnt Alabama have 2?
there is a few small college elphants
also D1 schools without football. IPFW and Fullerton
then pro Athletics and Liberty
 
And why all the love for Cats

Wildcats
Tigers
Tigers
Tigers

4 Dogs and 4 Cats.

CFB gods should make a new rule of no identical nicknames in FBS...

So...

- Clemson keeps name as Tigers
- Missouri changes name to Warcats
- LSU changes name to Bayou Bengals
- Auburn changes name to War Eagles
- Memphis changes name to River Cats

- Georgia keeps name as Bulldogs
- Mississippi State changes name to Hound Dogs

- Arizona keeps name as Wildcats
- Northwestern changes name to Lakers
- Kentucky changes name to Hillcats
- K-State changes name to Thundercats

- Buffalo keeps name as Bulls
- USF changes name to Brahmas

- Michigan State keeps name as Spartans
- San Jose State changes name to Golden Warriors

- Oklahoma State keeps name as Cowboys
- Wyoming changes name to Wranglers

- Louisville keeps name as Cardinals
- Ball State changes name to Redbirds

- Boise State keeps name as Broncos
- Western Michigan changes name to Stallions

- Washington State keeps name as Cougars
- Houston changes name to Pumas
- BYU changes name to Mountain Lions

- Uconn keeps name as Huskies
- Washington changes name to Queer Leg Humpers

- Rice, FAU, and Temple can all fuck off

- Utah State, New Mexico State and especially Texas A&M can all fuck off too



So let it be written, so let it be done.
 
CFB gods should make a new rule of no identical nicknames in FBS...

So...

- Clemson keeps name as Tigers
- Missouri changes name to Warcats
- LSU changes name to Bayou Bengals
- Auburn changes name to War Eagles
- Memphis changes name to River Cats

- Georgia keeps name as Bulldogs
- Mississippi State changes name to Hound Dogs

- Arizona keeps name as Wildcats
- Northwestern changes name to Lakers
- Kentucky changes name to Hillcats
- K-State changes name to Thundercats

- Buffalo keeps name as Bulls
- USF changes name to Brahmas

- Michigan State keeps name as Spartans
- San Jose State changes name to Golden Warriors

- Oklahoma State keeps name as Cowboys
- Wyoming changes name to Wranglers

- Louisville keeps name as Cardinals
- Ball State changes name to Redbirds

- Boise State keeps name as Broncos
- Western Michigan changes name to Stallions

- Washington State keeps name as Cougars
- Houston changes name to Pumas
- BYU changes name to Mountain Lions

- Uconn keeps name as Huskies
- Washington changes name to Queer Leg Humpers

- Rice, FAU, and Temple can all fuck off

- Utah State, New Mexico State and especially Texas A&M can all fuck off too



So let it be written, so let it be done.
There is a small town South of Fort Worth that one of them could use.

Itasca Wampus Cats
 
Said it before and I'll say it again, if you go to a college football game and pay any attention to the mascot you are a child. If you go to a college football game and pay attention to what the dudes on the sideline are wearing, you're kweer.

Got a lot of y'all trying out for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in here.
big talk for a fan of a team with cheer boyz
 
The Real UT, the first UT used to have a Tennessee Walking Horse on the sidelines for games but when they put in SuperTurf in the 80's it made the horse slip so they discontinued it for the horse's safety. After going back to natural grass, they only bring it out on special occasions now, like Homecoming etc.

Half the conference could and should just have someone doing donuts on the 50 in the General Lee
 
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