Short work Week Monday

[ill]

someone put one of these into the white elephant on Saturday

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Actual niece would be rough

Niece by marriage....meh

Yeah, I kind of see that.

Particularly if it's his wife's sibling's kid's wife by marriage. In that case, I might jerk off into her sneakers while everyone else is busy eating Christmas dinner.

 

[PnkPanther]

Yep.

And she knows exactly what she's doing.

Biblically?

creeped out ≠ offended

 

[MTVike]

Yeah, I kind of see that.

Particularly if it's his wife's sibling's kid's wife by marriage. In that case, I might jerk off into her sneakers while everyone else is busy eating Christmas dinner.

That's who she is.

And no, I won't send you pics so stop messaging me.

 

[Guy Incognito]

By marriage.

And I knew her before she married my nephew.

 

[White Knight]

What did @RobBase (c) think about it?

I bet he was ecstatic.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Afternoon.

 

[ill]

I bet he was ecstatic.

past tense?

 

[White Knight]

past tense?

The game was played yesterday so yes.

 

[White Knight]

I was referring to Rob

So am I.

 

[basement bias]

Should have a closing here in a few minutes. Hopefully that goes smooth and can get it wrapped up quickly.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Holy shit.

Last night we tried Panda Express. I didn't have high expectations, but my Lord, dinner fell WELL short of them. I'm not sure if last night was a fair example of their product, but if so, I have no idea how they're in business.

Ordered the little one the grilled chicken teriyaki kids meal. I opened it up, took a small bite of the best-looking piece of chicken and threw the whole thing out.

Fuck that Panda right in the ass!

 

[stakesarehigh]

That's who she is.

And no, I won't send you pics so stop messaging me.

Who does she most resemble

 

[PnkPanther]

Holy shit.

Last night we tried Panda Express. I didn't have high expectations, but my Lord, dinner fell WELL short of them. I'm not sure if last night was a fair example of their product, but if so, I have no idea how they're in business.

Ordered the little one the grilled chicken teriyaki kids meal. I opened it up, took a small bite of the best-looking piece of chicken and threw the whole thing out.

Fuck that Panda right in the ass!

based on your description i think you got the panda express experience

 

[stakesarehigh]

Holy shit.

Last night we tried Panda Express. I didn't have high expectations, but my Lord, dinner fell WELL short of them. I'm not sure if last night was a fair example of their product, but if so, I have no idea how they're in business.

Ordered the little one the grilled chicken teriyaki kids meal. I opened it up, took a small bite of the best-looking piece of chicken and threw the whole thing out.

Fuck that Panda right in the ass!

White people doing Chinese

What could go wrong

 

[PnkPanther]

White people doing Chinese

What could go wrong

I believe they were founded by immigrants from China

 

[stakesarehigh]

I believe they were founded by immigrants from China

Have you ever seen an actual Chinese person working behind the counter

 

[PnkPanther]

Have you ever seen an actual Chinese person working behind the counter

I've only been few times and student center at the University of MN so, maybe? I don't know

it is most definitely americanized chinese fast food

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

it is most definitely americanized chinese fast food

I've spent a fair amount of time in China and can assure you, there isn't any non-Americanized Chinese food in America.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So I guess the question is, how the fuck are they still in business?