So My Wife Is Freaking Out

Wild Turkey said:
We like it.

Swimming
Tennis
Pickleball
Nature trails
Small lakes
Kayak launch
Dog Park
Amenity Center
Workout Room
Short walk to the Cape Fear River
Mixed used development down the street with several good restaurants and shops
10 minute drive to my boat slip on the inter-coastal waterway
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Sounds like an ad for an rv resort.

Did you copy/paste that off of an ad for an rv resort?

Mine has a golf course, you might want to throw that in there too.
 
Fish said:
Sounds like an ad for an rv resort.

Did you copy/paste that off of an ad for an rv resort?

Mine has a golf course, you might want to throw that in there too.
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No golf course. We looked at one that had one and I shit you not a lazy river like at a water park but on a smaller scale that ran through part of the property. It was too far out from the intercoastal and downtown but it looked like a lot of fun.
 
Wild Turkey said:
A guy two houses down got his car stolen a day ago sometime between 8pm and 10pm and she is questioning our neighborhood now (note we live in a very nice and new planned community with lots of amenities). The story on the car is that our neighbor left his car in the garage with the door open and the keys in the ignition and there is construction going on constantly in our neighborhood since it's a new community.

I tried to explain to her that he made it way too easy for them to steal the car and that it was simply a crime of opportunity.
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Tell your wife to simmer the fuck down
 
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Wild Turkey said:
We like it.

Swimming
Tennis
Pickleball
Nature trails
Small lakes
Kayak launch
Dog Park
Amenity Center
Workout Room
Short walk to the Cape Fear River
Mixed used development down the street with several good restaurants and shops
10 minute drive to my boat slip on the inter-coastal waterway
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What in the living hell is that??
 
packerzrule said:
What in the living hell is that??
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Tennis for old people.


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Wild Turkey said:
We like it.

Swimming
Tennis
Pickleball
Nature trails
Small lakes
Kayak launch
Dog Park
Amenity Center
Workout Room
Short walk to the Cape Fear River
Mixed used development down the street with several good restaurants and shops
10 minute drive to my boat slip on the inter-coastal waterway
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You're on the other side of the city as my brother
 
Wild Turkey said:
I did.

Then she called her sister so someone would care.
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Great, your problem is solved.



That is until the next time she gets a bee in her bonnet and unloads on you
 
Wild Turkey said:
A guy two houses down got his car stolen a day ago sometime between 8pm and 10pm and she is questioning our neighborhood now (note we live in a very nice and new planned community with lots of amenities). The story on the car is that our neighbor left his car in the garage with the door open and the keys in the ignition and there is construction going on constantly in our neighborhood since it's a new community.

I tried to explain to her that he made it way too easy for them to steal the car and that it was simply a crime of opportunity.
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Well at least she didn't find out about what you do in the gym locker room...so you got that going for you.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Yeah, he's not far from Airlie Gardens
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So he is basically in Wrightsville Beach. We looked at that area but boat slips can go for 85K to 350K (depending on size) on the Wrightsville side if you can find them. I found that to be a bit insane.
 
TheDayMan said:
It’s the shit, is what it is.

Your elementary school PE class failed you.
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If I had to play that or badminton in any gym class as a child, I would have hung myself from the net.
 
Wild Turkey said:
So he is basically in Wrightsville Beach. We looked at that area but boat slips can go for 85K to 350K (depending on size) on the Wrightsville side if you can find them. I found that to be a bit insane.
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Yeah, he'd like to get a boat. I think he's about 8 minute drive to the beach
 
gobucks0409 said:
Yeah, he'd like to get a boat. I think he's about 8 minute drive to the beach
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If you want to Wilmington right then you have to have a boat. Once you start anchoring off islands the beach will never be the same and you can't go back. If he can swing it then he needs to get a boat because it opens up so much more to do. I was on the fence coming from the middle of Alabam and knew nothing about boats but I'm 100% hooked now.
 
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