So My Wife Is Freaking Out

We like it.

Swimming
Tennis
Pickleball
Nature trails
Small lakes
Kayak launch
Dog Park
Amenity Center
Workout Room
Short walk to the Cape Fear River
Mixed used development down the street with several good restaurants and shops
10 minute drive to my boat slip on the inter-coastal waterway
Sounds like an ad for an rv resort.

Did you copy/paste that off of an ad for an rv resort?

Mine has a golf course, you might want to throw that in there too.
 
Sounds like an ad for an rv resort.

Did you copy/paste that off of an ad for an rv resort?

Mine has a golf course, you might want to throw that in there too.
No golf course. We looked at one that had one and I shit you not a lazy river like at a water park but on a smaller scale that ran through part of the property. It was too far out from the intercoastal and downtown but it looked like a lot of fun.
 
A guy two houses down got his car stolen a day ago sometime between 8pm and 10pm and she is questioning our neighborhood now (note we live in a very nice and new planned community with lots of amenities). The story on the car is that our neighbor left his car in the garage with the door open and the keys in the ignition and there is construction going on constantly in our neighborhood since it's a new community.

I tried to explain to her that he made it way too easy for them to steal the car and that it was simply a crime of opportunity.
Tell your wife to simmer the fuck down
 
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We like it.

Swimming
Tennis
Pickleball
Nature trails
Small lakes
Kayak launch
Dog Park
Amenity Center
Workout Room
Short walk to the Cape Fear River
Mixed used development down the street with several good restaurants and shops
10 minute drive to my boat slip on the inter-coastal waterway

What in the living hell is that??
 
What in the living hell is that??

Tennis for old people.


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We like it.

Swimming
Tennis
Pickleball
Nature trails
Small lakes
Kayak launch
Dog Park
Amenity Center
Workout Room
Short walk to the Cape Fear River
Mixed used development down the street with several good restaurants and shops
10 minute drive to my boat slip on the inter-coastal waterway
You're on the other side of the city as my brother
 
I did.

Then she called her sister so someone would care.
Great, your problem is solved.



That is until the next time she gets a bee in her bonnet and unloads on you
 
A guy two houses down got his car stolen a day ago sometime between 8pm and 10pm and she is questioning our neighborhood now (note we live in a very nice and new planned community with lots of amenities). The story on the car is that our neighbor left his car in the garage with the door open and the keys in the ignition and there is construction going on constantly in our neighborhood since it's a new community.

I tried to explain to her that he made it way too easy for them to steal the car and that it was simply a crime of opportunity.
Well at least she didn't find out about what you do in the gym locker room...so you got that going for you.
 
Yeah, he's not far from Airlie Gardens
So he is basically in Wrightsville Beach. We looked at that area but boat slips can go for 85K to 350K (depending on size) on the Wrightsville side if you can find them. I found that to be a bit insane.
 
It’s the shit, is what it is.

Your elementary school PE class failed you.

If I had to play that or badminton in any gym class as a child, I would have hung myself from the net.
 
So he is basically in Wrightsville Beach. We looked at that area but boat slips can go for 85K to 350K (depending on size) on the Wrightsville side if you can find them. I found that to be a bit insane.
Yeah, he'd like to get a boat. I think he's about 8 minute drive to the beach
 
Yeah, he'd like to get a boat. I think he's about 8 minute drive to the beach
If you want to Wilmington right then you have to have a boat. Once you start anchoring off islands the beach will never be the same and you can't go back. If he can swing it then he needs to get a boat because it opens up so much more to do. I was on the fence coming from the middle of Alabam and knew nothing about boats but I'm 100% hooked now.
 
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