spacex about to go up

Flavortown Tebow said:
He couldn't even keep that cape straight.

He bragged about hanging out at the dock and being buddy-buddy with the Fedex guy.

I'm not sure Elon Musk's right hand engine design guy is answering the door bell to sign for packages.
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The whole making parts for satellites deal is overblown. My uncle’s machine shot gets orders for satellite parts pretty regularly and my 79 year old grandpa with a 6th grade education runs the machines that make them(that’s his retirement gig)
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The whole making parts for satellites deal is overblown. My uncle’s machine shot gets orders for satellite parts pretty regularly and my 79 year old grandpa with a 6th grade education runs the machines that make them(that’s his retirement gig)
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Overblown?

He literally tried to blame himself for blowing up a rocket...
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The whole making parts for satellites deal is overblown. My uncle’s machine shot gets orders for satellite parts pretty regularly and my 79 year old grandpa with a 6th grade education runs the machines that make them(that’s his retirement gig)
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Wait, are you the guy who bulk ordered thermocouples from him? :hide:
 
I just wonder which of his two main defenders will show up to defend his honor. Clock is ticking boys.

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Illustrious Potentate said:
Nah. I turn big rocks into little rocks. I know nothing about a machine shop’s operation other than what my grandpa and uncle tell me
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Gotcha. So does Elon reach out directly to your uncle and grandpa like he did to Rock? You know, casual consulting on the side. Or was that just his gig alone.


Not dogging on you, dogging on Rock btw.
 
But with that said, I’d welcome Rock back. I feel like we were all supportive of Jakology after his Lying Sack of Shit deal, but he melted down anyways
 
fordman84 said:
Gotcha. So does Elon reach out directly to your uncle and grandpa like he did to Rock? You know, casual consulting on the side. Or was that just his gig alone.


Not dogging on you, dogging on Rock btw.
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I doubt it. As far as I know they’ve never done anything for Musk.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
we were all supportive of Jakology after his Lying Sack of Shit deal
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Continue Season 9 GIF by The Office
 
TigerBait1971 said:
Continue Season 9 GIF by The Office
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I'm a lying sack of shit.

Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself...
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Illustrious Potentate said:
But with that said, I’d welcome Rock back. I feel like we were all supportive of Jakology after his Lying Sack of Shit deal, but he melted down anyways
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Not familiar with the Jakology thing.
 
TigerBait1971 said:
Yes
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Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself seem more unique, even if it makes no sense. For those that remember me from ESPN should probably know this, but have kept their mouth shut thankfully and I thank you guys for that.

I didn't go to Georgia Tech. I didn't even go to college period. I just randomly picked them on the NCAA Football 2002 game and followed them from there. And I do root for Virginia as well, since that's my home state. I don't run my own business. I don't do shit. I haven't worked in months. I don't smoke weed at all. I don't even know where to buy the shit. And I've never watched a single episode of Pokemon. I have no clue why I even made up that story and that personality to begin with. It was pretty lame and stupid.

I guess I just feel the need to create a fake life so I can forget about the shitty one I do have. I haven't done shit with my life, and I run away from all of my problems. And I'm an attention seeker. I'm sure you all noticed from my posts. And if you knew me at ESPN, you know what I did over there. For those that don't know, I'll let you in on it. I created a good 15 or so accounts on ESPN so I could control the board the way I wanted to. I pretended that I was a UGA fan that was just trying to embarrass Georgia Tech.

I used the other accounts to talk to myself and others at the same time so I would get the feeling that I was the most dominant poster on the board. I have no idea why I have this thought that if I post more than others, then I feel accomplished and better. I'm honestly just a pathetic individual who has done nothing in his life and seeks out escape on the internet in any way possible. I'm stopping myself though. I'm going to leave the board and attempt to fix my life and become a real man and come back here and earn respect back.

But to be honest, I said that multiple times on ESPN, then I used my alts to continue to post. The UGA fans caught me and called me out on my bullshit. I ended up just getting back on my main account and continued to embarrass myself any way I could possibly think of. I know I need help, but I have refused to get it. I live a pretty sad life, and it's time I do something about it. I'm just glad I can be honest with myself and attempt to pull myself up out of the dark.

I know this just came out of nowhere, and you guys are probably going to have a hay day with this. This will probably go down as one of the biggest "meltdowns" of 2016, but I see it as a turning point in my life where I'm deciding that it's time that I stop hiding from the truth and begin to forge my way to a real life that I can be proud of, and actually be a respectable person. This starts in therapy, which I'm going to start. I'm going to get cleaned up from all my problems and live my life freely.

With this said, I'd like to thank all of you for being who you are. This board is an amazing place to be where we all come together to discuss sports and just about anything from there. You guys are my friends, and I'm going to miss you all. I have to be a better man and friend to you all, so I have to do this. I'm not sure when I'll post again. I might still be on for a while to see what you guys have to say, but I'm going to get the help I need and deserve. And you guys don't deserve to be posting with a lying sack of shit. So...

TL;DR: I've been lying this entire time and I'm just a kid with no life who still lives at home with his dad pretty much.
 
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