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He kept getting mad at me cause he would post a picture of some mediocre chick, and talk about how hot she was, and that she was a "10". I would merely point out that she was clearly not a 10, and he did not like that.
...at least not as hawt as the chunky little barmaid running the floor over at Peaks.
 
It’s not worth the risk.

quite a bit ago, I reposted a picture of him here by screenshotting one of his old posts. Well that saves his picture to my phone.

so I’m at the phone store and the dude is helping me transfer my shit from one phone to the new one. And up pops his fucking picture hiding behind the pot plant, and the salesman says “ oh, you cultivate too?”

how humiliating.
You should have just told him, "no, I'm a faggot, and that's my boyfriend."
 
You should have just told him, "no, I'm a faggot, and that's my boyfriend."
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It’s not worth the risk.

quite a bit ago, I reposted a picture of him here by screenshotting one of his old posts. Well that saves his picture to my phone.

so I’m at the phone store and the dude is helping me transfer my shit from one phone to the new one. And up pops his fucking picture hiding behind the pot plant, and the salesman says “ oh, you cultivate too?”

how humiliating.
So you look like Rock!?! hahahah How many push up do you do every morning?
 
He kept getting mad at me cause he would post a picture of some mediocre chick, and talk about how hot she was, and that she was a "10". I would merely point out that she was clearly not a 10, and he did not like that.
I think he added points for each tattoo and/or drug she was willing to use with him.
 
He kept getting mad at me cause he would post a picture of some mediocre chick, and talk about how hot she was, and that she was a "10". I would merely point out that she was clearly not a 10, and he did not like that.
Only weirder was when he would post pics of "Manny".
 
@tabascojet once said something snarky about Boston public schools, I made an unrelated joke back and Rock started listing off his resume down to his high school scores because I made fun of their school system, then said something about how he's too busy to read everything when I said otherwise.

I generally liked/got along with the guy but this always made me e-laugh.
 
Did he post a photo of a backyard party to prove that his friends cousins dental hygienist didn't know the band, and then demand an apology? :pound:
Oh, jeez.

I was laughing at him once for bragging about knowing guys who know Winger, or Stryper, or some other shitdick hair band from the 80's, and he kept PMing me pictures from Facebook of him with people, and then other pics with those people with Winger (or whatever band) and I just kept laughing harder.

He thought I was laughing because I didn't believe him, but I was actually laughing that he thought it was cool enough to try to prove.
 
Oh, jeez.

I was laughing at him once for bragging about knowing guys who know Winger, or Stryper, or some other shitdick hair band from the 80's, and he kept PMing me pictures from Facebook of him with people, and then other pics with those people with Winger (or whatever band) and I just kept laughing harder.

He thought I was laughing because I didn't believe him, but I was actually laughing that he thought it was cool enough to try to prove.
Check it out, I know a guy who knows Slaughter!

Edit: to be clear, I don't remember the specific band that he knew people who knew those people was.
 
Oh, jeez.

I was laughing at him once for bragging about knowing guys who know Winger, or Stryper, or some other shitdick hair band from the 80's, and he kept PMing me pictures from Facebook of him with people, and then other pics with those people with Winger (or whatever band) and I just kept laughing harder.

He thought I was laughing because I didn't believe him, but I was actually laughing that he thought it was cool enough to try to prove.
Oh man, I should busted more balls there. opportunity missed.
 
I think he added points for each tattoo and/or drug she was willing to use with him.
Anybody remember the story he told in one of the daily threads back when they'd go 1600+ with CowboyB and all those sonofabitches? He told about him and his buddy getting high one Sunday afternoon and tag-teaming some tramp in their neighborhood? :laugh: It'd be gold to find that.
 
Oh, jeez.

I was laughing at him once for bragging about knowing guys who know Winger, or Stryper, or some other shitdick hair band from the 80's, and he kept PMing me pictures from Facebook of him with people, and then other pics with those people with Winger (or whatever band) and I just kept laughing harder.

He thought I was laughing because I didn't believe him, but I was actually laughing that he thought it was cool enough to try to prove.
The rage PM from Rock was the best. You knew you had achieved Troll-God status when you got those.
 
Rock was non-stop entertainment. I never got the dislike for him. I don't give a shit whether he was the janitor or Elon's VP or that he lied. I couldn't care less, just bring back the good ole days of the MLB Daily thread. (never gonna happen because Down is probably dead, Dirt won't come over, Zig pulled his followers away and baseball fucking sucks).
Word.

I don't understand how anyone gets worked up about anything on these sites. Although, that also comes from being forty-five and having spent nearly two decades dicking around on these sites. At one time, I was all full of piss and vinegar and would get completely wound up. I'd spend entire days researching baseball stats and posting them to show what a complete dumb fuck someone was.
 
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