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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Oh, jeez.

I was laughing at him once for bragging about knowing guys who know Winger, or Stryper, or some other shitdick hair band from the 80's, and he kept PMing me pictures from Facebook of him with people, and then other pics with those people with Winger (or whatever band) and I just kept laughing harder.

He thought I was laughing because I didn't believe him, but I was actually laughing that he thought it was cool enough to try to prove.
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"Every time I see the guys from Nelson I tell them they never got the credit they deserved"
 
fordman84 said:
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My amps go to eleven.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
"See! look at these people that I think are cool as fuck, and they hang out with bands that are no longer relevant, so that makes me cool as fuck"
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And if you posted "cool" he would take it as a slight and try to e-fight you. "Why would I make this up? Look at that dude in the shirt, I know him and his name is Steve. I couldn't just make that up, I totally know the band. That chick is hot and crazy and fucks everyone but me"
 
fordman84 said:
And if you posted "cool" he would take it as a slight and try to e-fight you. "Why would I make this up? Look at that dude in the shirt, I know him and his name is Steve. I couldn't just make that up, I totally know the band. That chick is hot and crazy and fucks everyone but me"
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"Look at the mushrooms we keep on the table for anyone to grab at the party we had."
 
fordman84 said:
The rage PM from Rock was the best. You knew you had achieved Troll-God status when you got those.
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Haha!

I'd get like three in a row, and the last one would just say something like, "you asked for this."

Meanwhile, I'm practically pissing my pants I'm laughing so hard.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Word.

I don't understand how anyone gets worked up about anything on these sites. Although, that also comes from being forty-five and having spent nearly two decades dicking around on these sites. At one time, I was all full of piss and vinegar and would get completely wound up. I'd spend entire days researching baseball stats and posting them to show what a complete dumb fuck someone was.
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It's a course in human psychology.

Some guys brazenly lie about how great their life is. I kind of feel the compulsion to do the opposite. Ain't no way in hell I'm bragging about any of my shit because the second you do, everyone just assumes you're lying anyway.

I just don't know what moves someone to come to the boards and try to impress others. I just come here to laugh my ass off at the same dumb shit we say over and over again. :laugh:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
"Look at the mushrooms we keep on the table for anyone to grab at the party we had."
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Rock sent me a series of PMs telling me a minute-by-minute account of him allegedly taking fucking GRAMS of 'shrooms along with 'ludes and driving from Shrevesburysmithsport or some horrible-sounding Yankee town in Rhode Island to some other horrible-sounding town in New Hampshire and getting stopped by the cops and meeting a bunch of interesting people and on and on an on. :laugh:
 
HammerDown said:
I kind of feel the compulsion to do the opposite. Ain't no way in hell I'm bragging about any of my shit because the second you do, everyone just assumed you're lying anyway.
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Oh, I'm completely the opposite of him.

There's people on here that I've been posting with going back to 2004 or FN, and VERY LITTLE of my actual life is known. Honestly, it's not so much that I think people would think I am lying, or be or not be impressed, it's just that I like the anonymity.

I'd absolutely hate it if someone in my real life figured out I'm SlinkyRedfoot and reads all my jokes about fucking tube socks full of ground beef and whatnot.
 
fordman84 said:
Nope, jakology was his own dude. Lance = Rock after Rock sent his name and info out into the world and then got scared that someone would use it in much the same way he used others info to out them. But he couldn't change his posting style and took all of about 3 posts for everyone to realize Rock was Lance.
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Got it. Thanks. I know the whole Rock/Lance extravaganza, just wasn’t sure where this Jakology came in. Just reference of another phony…..

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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Oh, I'm completely the opposite of him.

There's people on here that I've been posting with going back to 2004 or FN, and VERY LITTLE of my actual life is known. Honestly, it's not so much that I think people would think I am lying, or be or not be impressed, it's just that I like the anonymity.

I'd absolutely hate it if someone in my real life figured out I'm SlinkyRedfoot and reads all my jokes about fucking tube socks full of ground beef and whatnot.
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Haha!

I'd get like three in a row, and the last one would just say something like, "you asked for this."

Meanwhile, I'm practically pissing my pants I'm laughing so hard.
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!!!! yes, the "you asked for this" or "I bet you feel stupid now, huh?" about an unsolicited PM.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Oh, I'm completely the opposite of him.

There's people on here that I've been posting with going back to 2004 or FN, and VERY LITTLE of my actual life is known. Honestly, it's not so much that I think people would think I am lying, or be or not be impressed, it's just that I like the anonymity.

I'd absolutely hate it if someone in my real life figured out I'm SlinkyRedfoot and reads all my jokes about fucking tube socks full of ground beef and whatnot.
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I ain't got nothin to hide. What are you gonna do? Ruin my career?
 
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