Stop It, White People!

one of my favorite dishes is ---

fried chicken country style
smashed taters an gravey
some cern and fresh green beans
corn bread and butter
apple pie with a scoop of some home made iced cream for desert

top that Bitches

now that's some grade A vittles, I tell you h'what
 
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absolutely no reason to ruin the perfection that IS a reese's peanut butter cup
 
There’s a spectrum of evil with my daughters, but she’s the leader of the pack.
I feel like she’s pulling a Jelly Belly scam here…”hey, dad! Taste this fantastic cotton candy jelly bean! Tastes just like cotton candy!” <swaps it with the one that tastes like a dirty diaper>
 
I feel like she’s pulling a Jelly Belly scam here…”hey, dad! Taste this fantastic cotton candy jelly bean! Tastes just like cotton candy!” <swaps it with the one that tastes like a dirty diaper>

On that show My Strange Addiction there was a woman who was obsessed with chewing on dirty diapers.
 
I feel like she’s pulling a Jelly Belly scam here…”hey, dad! Taste this fantastic cotton candy jelly bean! Tastes just like cotton candy!” <swaps it with the one that tastes like a dirty diaper>
That’s totally on-brand for her and is a reasonable possibility. It’s not gonna matter though because I’m not trying it.
 
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