Texpectations: Longhorn Superthread

[Thiefery]

lol oh doomsayer why didn't you post this tweet which followed the one you shared?

 

[ELTEXAN]

Silver lining: we won’t miss Bijan too much next year. I mean, we refused to run him half the time.

 

[Wishbone]

Silver lining: we won’t miss Bijan too much next year. I mean, we refused to run him half the time.

Worthy going to USC?

 

[Thiefery]

Worthy going to USC?

 

[DragonFromTo]

This one seems easy. Fuck Jazzy Jeff, marry Bijan, kill HHH.

 

[DragonFromTo]

I get the impression that you do, but I hope that you all appreciate him. Special RB, special person, special special special.

 

[DragonFromTo]

I get the impression that you do, but I hope that you all appreciate him. Special RB, special person, special special special.

The vision he has. OMG. It's like he's playing in 3rd person.

 

[ELTEXAN]

What we could have been doing all year. #sarkball

 

[ELTEXAN]

Potential NIL deals (beyond dijon mustard) to get Bijan Robinson to come back to the 40 Acres:


Bijan’s Nissans ™

Bijan’s Seasons ™ seasoning powders.

Bijan’s Fleas Gone ™
Dog grooming products

Bijan Ping Pong ™
Table tennis paddles and clothing

Bijan’s Ding Dongs ™

Bijan’s Cheese Blondes ™
White cheddar cheesy puffs

 

[DragonFromTo]

Potential NIL deals (beyond dijon mustard) to get Bijan Robinson to come back to the 40 Acres:


Bijan’s Nissans ™

Bijan’s Seasons ™ seasoning powders.

Bijan’s Fleas Gone ™
Dog grooming products

Bijan Ping Pong ™
Table tennis paddles and clothing

Bijan’s Ding Dongs ™

Bijan’s Cheese Blondes ™
White cheddar cheesy puffs

Bijan He Gone™
NFL Product


Watch him on Sundays

 

[ELTEXAN]

Bijan He Gone™
NFL Product


Watch him on Sundays

I take my duncing with honor, sir. That was a great comeback.

 

[DragonFromTo]

I take my duncing with honor, sir. That was a great comeback.

LOL, I certainly don't blame you one bit for hoping and wishing. But that man is a pro. I can't wait to see it.

 

[ELTEXAN]

LOL, I certainly don't blame you one bit for hoping and wishing. But that man is a pro. I can't wait to see it.

Nah. I’m under no illusion that he’s coming back. I was just trying to bait @Thiefery into a convo about it. He’s a true believer.

 

[ELTEXAN]

Thompson was not the problem. He should have been the QB next year.
We shall see if Sark’s plan to have a good team in 2025 pans out; let’s see if Sark survives until then.

 

[ELTEXAN]

Potential NIL deals (beyond dijon mustard) to get Bijan Robinson to come back to the 40 Acres:


Bijan’s Nissans ™

Bijan’s Seasons ™ seasoning powders.

Bijan’s Fleas Gone ™
Dog grooming products

Bijan Ping Pong ™
Table tennis paddles and clothing

Bijan’s Ding Dongs ™

Bijan’s Cheese Blondes ™
White cheddar cheesy puffs

Bijan’s Clean Lawns ™
Landscaping services

 

[Thiefery]

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lol this is the game you are hanging your hat on for Casey? LOL

 

[Thiefery]

Bijan’s Clean Lawns ™
Landscaping services

Me and the group i was with were at the Titos Tent having some bloody marys before the game.. Telling you.. Bijan will forever be a STAR in Austin.. guy could sell sweat in a bottle and label it cologne and it will sell like his mustard.. (BTW i'm upset with them, I ordered the 2 bottle package back in October, they hit me up last week that it's still backordered and I should be receiving them in.... January smh)

 

[ELTEXAN]

First one here for the Alamobowl

 

[Thiefery]

First one here for the Alamobowl

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i'm still debating if I'm gonna make it or not.. I'd have to bring the wife this time since she likes the shopping along the RiverWalk.. You planning on being there?

 

[ELTEXAN]

i'm still debating if I'm gonna make it or not.. I'd have to bring the wife this time since she likes the shopping along the RiverWalk.. You planning on being there?

I’ve been to three of the last four. I’m going to this one. Friend’s uncle has a yearly hook up.
I was here today because my kiddo is graduating with a Masters degree from UTSA.
They had mariachis. It was rad.