Texpectations: Longhorn Superthread

Fuck it. You’ve convinced me. I’m in. Texas is going to have the best WR corps in the nation. Ewers is going to be a Heisman finalist. Longhorns going to the ncg. Taylor Swift is going to date, dump, and write a song about me. #WeReBack
 
ELTEXAN said:
Fuck it. You’ve convinced me. I’m in. Texas is going to have the best WR corps in the nation. Ewers is going to be a Heisman finalist. Longhorns going to the ncg. Taylor Swift is going to date, dump, and write a song about me. #WeReBack
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i mean the guy does have the best OL returning in the conference, has the 2nd best TE in the country.. If he can just clean up his passing.. X is always open.. add in Mitchell and a healthy Neyor.. He has a top 3 WR room in the country..

It's not that far fetched, but then again you thought Arch was far fetched too
 
Thiefery said:
i mean the guy does have the best OL returning in the conference, has the 2nd best TE in the country.. If he can just clean up his passing.. X is always open.. add in Mitchell and a healthy Neyor.. He has a top 3 WR room in the country..

It's not that far fetched, but then again you thought Arch was far fetched too
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Arch hasn’t been settled. NIL changed the temp situation. But the outcome is not settled.
 
Texas will have one of the best defenses in the country. Won’t be enough to make up for a step down on offense.
 
Handicappers said:
Texas will have one of the best defenses in the country. Won’t be enough to make up for a step down on offense.
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if they can find another Edge/DE to compliment Sorrell on the other side... and if 5 star Anthony Hill can surprise people and be a Derrick Johnson his true freshman season.. they can be better than a season ago.. the back 7 is going to be really good..ESPECIALLY if Catalon can stay healthy..he's a playmaker at Safety
 
ELTEXAN said:
Fuck it. You’ve convinced me. I’m in. Texas is going to have the best WR corps in the nation. Ewers is going to be a Heisman finalist. Longhorns going to the ncg. Taylor Swift is going to date, dump, and write a song about me. #WeReBack
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Dat defense doh
 
Wishbone said:
Yeah but we didn't have Penix. Instead we had a couple running backs and a wide receiver.
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Sounds like a coaching issue #Upgrade
 
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Now this is a CANNON...
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whoa.. these teams chose poorly.. outside making some real money (minus Colorado)
 
ELTEXAN said:
Potential NIL deals (beyond dijon mustard) to get Bijan Robinson to come back to the 40 Acres:
🌭🏈🐂🤘🏽

Bijan’s Nissans ™

Bijan’s Seasons ™ seasoning powders.

Bijan’s Fleas Gone ™
Dog grooming products

Bijan Ping Pong ™
Table tennis paddles and clothing

Bijan’s Ding Dongs ™

Bijan’s Cheese Blondes ™
White cheddar cheesy puffs
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@Thiefery favorite air conditioning company:
“Get your Freeze On with Bijan™”
 
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