The following programs please see exit stage left

If we’re really pulling off layers here and being honest let’s add Missouri, Mississippi State, and Arkansas to this list.

Look, it may hurt guys but let’s be honest, these two programs ultimately won’t amount to much in this new look CFB.
You don't math much, do you?
 
If we’re really pulling off layers here and being honest let’s add Missouri, Mississippi State, and Arkansas to this list.

Look, it may hurt guys but let’s be honest, these two programs ultimately won’t amount to much in this new look CFB.
How does Miss State get on the list over Ole Miss? Miss State has actually won the western division at one point.
 
Let’s just cut to the chase. With college football becoming more about interesting and eye watching programs, it’s time for the following programs to just understand the new age of college football isn’t for them and exit stage left;

-Virginia
-Wake Forest
-duke
-syracuse
-Boston college
-maryland
-Rutgers
-indiana
-northwestern
-illinois
-purdue
-cal
-stanford
-Vanderbilt

Look guys, it’s been a helluva run for whatever time you lasted, but the cold hard matter of fact is, you absolutely suck as a college football program and it’s time to step aside and leave room for programs actually invested in college football.

Also, this should yield as a warning to a handful of other programs who’ve sucked over the last decade who don’t deserve to be within a conference and get all this money.

You forgot the greenie weenies of Tulane.....
 
I’d you’re offended by this please look in the mirror and tell me you’d watch Rutgers vs Syracuse over Oklahoma vs UCLA
But, but Rutgers played the first college football game ever, it’s the on and off and on again home of Greg Schiano, it’s home of nappy haired hoes (according to Imus), and where you can cross the street from the stadium and find 800 strip joints (possibly)!
 
Looks like Duck fans are ascared of their new conference mates.

You can’t waddle away from those BIG opponents. You’re gonna have to stand and fight with the Huskers for relevance.
Hey now, we’re on a 2 game win streak without playing Jeff (Turnover) Sims, don’t fvck it up and jinx us.
 
Also, this should yield as a warning to a handful of other programs who’ve sucked over the last decade who don’t deserve to be within a conference and get all this money.
Even if he is a crazy duck.......
Morgan Freeman Reaction GIF by MOODMAN
 
Maryland and Rutgers bring in huge dollars to the B1G, your future home. Be careful what you wish for.
@OregonDucks thinks his team is a “National Brand” but doesn’t want any East Coast exposure for Oregon. Ducks clearly doesn’t understand how big money tv markets work. The best part is Oregon just missed being in the ACC by a short hair.
 
@OregonDucks thinks his team is a “National Brand” but doesn’t want any East Coast exposure for Oregon. Ducks clearly doesn’t understand how big money tv markets work. The best part is Oregon just missed being in the ACC by a short hair.
he is going to love all the ducks games start at 9am, 11:30 am pacific because no one on this side of the country will let them play at 10pm central.
 
Ole Lady has never won the division?
Nope.

Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy and Kentucky have never won an SEC division, Aggie has had 20 fewer chances than the other 3 and Vandy is a baseball school and Kentucky is a roundball school.

Ole Miss is the least excusable of the bunch
 
Nope.

Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy and Kentucky have never won an SEC division, Aggie has had 20 fewer chances than the other 3 and Vandy is a baseball school and Kentucky is a roundball school.

Ole Miss is the least excusable of the bunch
Prior to divisions, surely Ole Miss has a conference championship.
 
Prior to divisions, surely Ole Miss has a conference championship.
They were pretty good in the late 50’s/early 60’s. They had an undefeated season in there and they claim a natty

SCar actually has an ACC conference championship
 
They were pretty good in the late 50’s/early 60’s. They had an undefeated season in there and they claim a natty

SCar actually has an ACC conference championship
Remember when the Mississippi-mississippi State game was a featured national TV game.

Oh, wait. Of course you don't. Too young.
 
Remember when the Mississippi-mississippi State game was a featured national TV game.

Oh, wait. Of course you don't. Too young.
The Egg Bowl is played on Thanksgiving Day, and nationally televised, and generally the featured college game of the day. Yes, I remember last year
 
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