The following programs please see exit stage left

So even Ole Miss has more NC's than 0regon.
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Let’s just cut to the chase. With college football becoming more about interesting and eye watching programs, it’s time for the following programs to just understand the new age of college football isn’t for them and exit stage left;

-Virginia
-Wake Forest
-duke
-syracuse
-Boston college
-maryland
-Rutgers
-indiana
-northwestern
-illinois
-purdue
-cal
-stanford
-Vanderbilt

Look guys, it’s been a helluva run for whatever time you lasted, but the cold hard matter of fact is, you absolutely suck as a college football program and it’s time to step aside and leave room for programs actually invested in college football.

Also, this should yield as a warning to a handful of other programs who’ve sucked over the last decade who don’t deserve to be within a conference and get all this money.
A conference of those teams would actually have some fun games.

That said, fuck off. We were making college football great 135 years ago. We provide a win for many teams, and a great trip to Nashville. We own women's bowling. We know our role in college sports and we aren't going anywhere. We certainly didn't have to beg to get into a big boy conference and take partial shares. Take your ugly uniforms and shove them up your ass!

When you get to 6 natties (1906, 1910, 1911, 1918, 1921, 1922), you can come talk trash to your intellectual superiors.

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If we’re really pulling off layers here and being honest let’s add Missouri, Mississippi State, and Arkansas to this list.

Look, it may hurt guys but let’s be honest, these two programs ultimately won’t amount to much in this new look CFB.
You guys have been losing 3-5 games a year in the PAC. Now that you are in a real conference, you will be lucky to get bowl-eligible.
 
Can you brag about natties that happened before the end of segregation?
The fuck you talking about. Segregation? We won ours before there was running water, electricity, cars, and womenz could vote. Still more that 0regon's zero!

By the way, that was one hell of a 16 year run: 1906, 1910, 1911, 1918, 1921, 1922 - B2B twice! Anchor Down and Blow the Admiral!
 
The fuck you talking about. Segregation? We won ours before there was running water, electricity, cars, and womenz could vote. Still more that 0regon's zero!

By the way, that was one hell of a 16 year run: 1906, 1910, 1911, 1918, 1921, 1922 - B2B twice! Anchor Down and Blow the Admiral!
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You guys have been losing 3-5 games a year in the PAC. Now that you are in a real conference, you will be lucky to get bowl-eligible.
A real conference? The B1G has two relevant schools, the west coast schools moving into the conference makes it a real conference.
 
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