The Pun Thread

What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop
 
What does corn say when you give it a compliment? Aw Shucks
 
Man was shot over 200 times by an upholstery gun. Surgeons revealed he is now fully recovered.
 
I know how much you love puns Reddit : funny | Punny jokes, Reddit funny,  Awful puns
 
I farted in an elevator.

The smell was bad on so many levels
 
How punny.
 

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