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Things I've learned, if you cook a steak or a potato different than @SlinkyRedfoot he will berate you and then fight you.
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Berate? Fight? I thought I was fairly amiable with my culinary suggestions today.

Fuck you, Fish.
 
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jon stewart what GIF


Berate? Fight? I thought I was fairly amiable with my culinary suggestions today.

Fuck you, Fish.
Baked potato, microwave, 5 minutes.

No fuck you.
 
Nor should you. Until we have data to suggest otherwise its one of the best measures to prevent the spread. I don't like wearing a mask all day anymore that other people but I also dont want to be reckless with my health or others'.
Troof.

I can't imagine how going around and touching 100 strangers door knobs/door bells or candy they and other strangers have touched being a smart idea.

It's amusing how we (as a society) went from being sketched out to go to the grocery store to partaking in an activity that involves interactions with touching hundreds of the same shit that other people have touched, for no reason.
 
Took me a few minutes to catch up after my trip to the courthouse.

Things I've learned, if you cook a steak or a potato different than @SlinkyRedfoot he will berate you and then fight you.
Lawyers are assholes.
This thread is full of beer fags.
Jiddy ran.
Same as any other day.
 
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Troof.

I can't imagine how going around and touching 100 strangers door knobs/door bells or candy they and other strangers have touched being a smart idea.

It's amusing how we (as a society) went from being sketched out to go to the grocery store to partaking in an activity that involves interactions with touching hundreds of the same shit that other people have touched, for no reason.
If the kids don't get to trick or treat though, its an offense to civil liberties and the gubmint has overstepped their authority.

Just WOW
 
Nor should you. Until we have data to suggest otherwise its one of the best measures to prevent the spread. I don't like wearing a mask all day anymore that other people but I also dont want to be reckless with my health or others'.

I may step on some toes, but I have had to deal with some idiotic people today about this very issue so I am triggered. People need to get over this deep-state conspiracy bullshit
I'd really fucking like to be able to get back to restaurants and vacations sometime in the next year without the threat of killing my parents, grandparents, and in-laws. So keep me home 95% of the time and mask me up.
 
I try to talk anyone out of law school. It's crazy expensive and the work is soul-crushing.
Reminds me of my lawyer friend from when I worked at a law firm (as support staff), which was my first post-college job. When I left, on my last day she told me "if you ever decide you want to go to law school, give me a call and I'll talk you out of it."
 
It's 7-8 mins and you poke it with a fork you idiot
Get back to poking shit piles with your beak.

Of course you have to poke it with a fork or it will explode. I also left out the part about digging up the potato and washing the potato.
I didn't know I had to mention every step. Also take normal breaths while performing these actions or you will pass out.
 
Took me a few minutes to catch up after my trip to the courthouse.

Things I've learned, if you cook a steak or a potato different than @SlinkyRedfoot he will berate you and then fight you.
Lawyers are assholes.
This thread is full of beer fags.
Jiddy ran.
Except me.
 
I'd really fucking like to be able to get back to restaurants and vacations sometime in the next year without the threat of killing my parents, grandparents, and in-laws. So keep me home 95% of the time and mask me up.

I'm sort of an "in the middler"

I have no problem going and eating out (teheheheheh) or going to any stores.

But I don't see myself doing the "muh freedomz" stuff just because I can right now.

Going to the baseball games was fun when we had 30 cases in the entire state each day. Now we're at like 1,000, I'm not about that action.
 
Get back to poking shit piles with your beak.

Of course you have to poke it with a fork or it will explode. I also left out the part about digging up the potato and washing the potato.
I didn't know I had to mention every step. Also take normal breaths while performing these actions or you will pass out.
You pissed all over yourself again.
Before you even get to that step you have to get into your car, drive to the store, buy the seed, bury it in SOIL and grow the potato.

You never fucking finish anything Obama
 
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