Things you don’t understand

Illustrious Potentate said:
Everything I mentioned is better than bacon
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Illustrious Potentate said:
And for those of you knocking tenderloin, dafuq is wrong with you?

Pork tenderloin is great. But some good deer tenderloin might be my favorite cut of meat
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I’ve had some really good bison tenderloin as well.

There are a few types of beef steaks that I’ll eat with breakfast.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Doggie paddling is inefficient, but still effective. Never seen a dog that couldn’t swim and our feet make for better fins than dog paws. I don’t get it
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I've seen a dog that couldn't swim. I was on a public dock and two Doberman's came running up and one accidently knocked the other in the water and his owner screamed "help that dog can't swim" and I literally watched him sink in shock but dropped, plunged my arm in the water and by luck caught him by the collar and got him up.

I'm convinced the dog would have gone to the bottom if I hadn't.
 
Wild Turkey said:
I've seen a dog that couldn't swim. I was on a public dock and two Doberman's came running up and one accidently knocked the other in the water and his owner screamed "help that dog can't swim" and I literally watched him sink in shock but dropped, plunged my arm in the water and by luck caught him by the collar and got him up.

I'm convinced the dog would have gone to the bottom if I hadn't.
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I guess there are retarded dogs too
 
DragonFromTo said:
Don't think of it as trying to dig your way out of a hole. You're (successfully) climbing a ladder :thumb:
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I think of it as digging a hole, a big rabbit hole of things I will never understand. That my friend is human nature, and our never ending quest for knowledge. Thank you for the positive affirmation. :beer2:
 
There is so much simple shit I can't wrap my head around....like vinyl albums. Old "tech". I know how it's supposed to work, but that shit makes zero sense to me.

Another is big rivers. The fucking volume of water that runs 24/7, 365 days a year, blows my fucking mind.
 
Here’s one I don’t understand:

I love pizza. I sometimes say I could eat pizza every day and never get tired of it. It’s not really true though. Eventually, I’m going to want something else. I also love tacos. I could eat a shitload of tacos, but I’m eventually going to want to take a break. Same with nearly anything else.

So…the basic question is why don’t yourn mamas get tired of all that cock they’re taking?
 
Wild Turkey said:
I've seen a dog that couldn't swim. I was on a public dock and two Doberman's came running up and one accidently knocked the other in the water and his owner screamed "help that dog can't swim" and I literally watched him sink in shock but dropped, plunged my arm in the water and by luck caught him by the collar and got him up.

I'm convinced the dog would have gone to the bottom if I hadn't.
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Not everyone has the same natural buoyancy. For example, with a breath of air I tend to float with very little effort, but I have a friend who even with a breath of air has to exert a fair amount of effort to keep from sinking. If he stops, he goes right to the bottom.

I assume that goes for dogs as well.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Not everyone has the same natural buoyancy. For example, with a breath of air I tend to float with very little effort, but I have a friend who even with a breath of air has to exert a fair amount of effort to keep from sinking. If he stops, he goes right to the bottom.

I assume that goes for dogs as well.
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It’s a proven fact with people you are either a floater or a sinker. That is why hot tubs haven’t different configurations because if you are a floater the lounger options are worthless because you can’t keep yourself on the jets.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Here’s one I don’t understand:

I love pizza. I sometimes say I could eat pizza every day and never get tired of it. It’s not really true though. Eventually, I’m going to want something else. I also love tacos. I could eat a shitload of tacos, but I’m eventually going to want to take a break. Same with nearly anything else.

So…the basic question is why don’t yourn mamas get tired of all that cock they’re taking?
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She likes it when I feed her tacos and her taco gets eaten.


I mean.


fu middle finger GIF
 
Wild Turkey said:
It’s a proven fact with people you are either a floater or a sinker. That is why hot tubs haven’t different configurations because if you are a floater the lounger options are worthless because you can’t keep yourself on the jets.
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@bonham likes the jets in her butt
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Not everyone has the same natural buoyancy. For example, with a breath of air I tend to float with very little effort, but I have a friend who even with a breath of air has to exert a fair amount of effort to keep from sinking. If he stops, he goes right to the bottom.

I assume that goes for dogs as well.
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This has always been hard for me, too. Must be my low body fat ratio, er sumthin, but I've never been good at floatin'
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Not everyone has the same natural buoyancy. For example, with a breath of air I tend to float with very little effort, but I have a friend who even with a breath of air has to exert a fair amount of effort to keep from sinking. If he stops, he goes right to the bottom.

I assume that goes for dogs as well.
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some dogs are just dense and sink like a stone.

others, they just weren't bread to be swimmers.
 
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