Things you don’t understand

Voltaire said:
I don't understand too many things to list here. Once I finally understand something, I find two more thing that I don't understand. It's like digging a hole to get out of a hole ... still I dig.
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Don't think of it as trying to dig your way out of a hole. You're (successfully) climbing a ladder :thumb:
 
PeoplesChicken said:
There are only 4 meat options for a breakfast
Bacon
Ham
sausage
chicken fried steak

Anyone that eats chicken for breakfast buys $100 shorts and has a male roommate
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You have all that. Plus tenderloin, hog jowl, fat back, streak o lean, bologna, salmon patties, smoked sausage, hot links, etc

I generally don’t eat chicken for breakfast, but gizzards are hard to find, so I took the opportunity
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Maybe chewys grandpa has an adventurous pallate

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Illustrious Potentate said:
You have all that. Plus tenderloin, hog jowl, fat back, streak o lean, bologna, salmon patties, smoked sausage, hot links, etc

I generally don’t eat chicken for breakfast, but gizzards are hard to find, so I took the opportunity
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If you are eating that shit? The only thing separating you from a buzzard are the overalls
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
We go to different places, and I have a steel trap memory, but I don’t have the menu for every restaurant memorized. And even so, he wants to read it and see what sounds good at the moment. He’s not like me, he gets something different about every time
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It seems like everyone that I talk to has one of those, I don't know how anything ever ends up being forgotten in this world :wink: :noidea:
 
PeoplesChicken said:
If you are eating that shit? The only thing separating you from a buzzard are the overalls
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I'm stealing this one.

I can give you a line in return but I have a few that aren't for sharing. I'll go through my notes and get back to you.
 
DragonFromTo said:
It seems like everyone that I talk to has one of those, I don't know how anything ever ends up being forgotten in this world :wink: :noidea:
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I used to have one of those. Now, my wife can say “can you grab me x while you’re out.” We can have a discussion about it. Specifically what she wants or needs. I get to the destination- gone. Not just that I forget what she wanted me to get. I forget that she wanted me to get anything at all.

Shit I learned 40 years ago, I still know. Something from 15 minutes ago? Good luck.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
sorry I didn't list assless chaps for your sake
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do those qualify as shorts?

my shorts are either swim, athletic, or golf/casual

I don't think I have anything else
 
ill said:
I think there is a documentary on that, actually. I haven't watched, but it's an interesting thing that I also don't understand

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Listen, there could be a perfectly valid scientific explanation. But I'm just not going to understand it. It's like quantum physics or my wife's mood for dinner each night.
 
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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Whenever I hear “drowned in lake” I’m just mind blown.

No waves. No rapids. No riptide. Just standing water.

How?
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I think body tempatures plays apart in it most likely. Alot of people dont realize how cold they're getting when swimming.
Just my guess.
 
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