Thirsty Thursday

Coal is driving me nuts. He wants to do everything Deuce does. Melted down when we had to give most of the goalie gear back to the coach because it belongs to the hockey program. Little shit dresses up in everything Deuce has. I'm convinced he's going to be a sports equipment salesman.
Grand with Buck at my house. Grand would somewhat try to practice at wrestling but not much. Had our team dual tournament we hosted and gave him a match against a kid who had done a tournament. Grand beat him soundly even though he got whipped 2 nights earlier in practice matches by Indiana kids. Grand cried after winning because he didn't win by pin like his brother has.
 
are you going to bring in Rob as you assistant coach?

I’m officially retired from coaching. Pissed too many parents off and my oldest is joining a program w real coaches this fall.

Parking my ass in the stands for now on.
 
I’m officially retired from coaching. Pissed too many parents off and my oldest is joining a program w real coaches this fall.

Parking my ass in the stands for now on.
What are you going to do with all that extra time you have now that you won't be breaking down film?
 
I’m officially retired from coaching. Pissed too many parents off and my oldest is joining a program w real coaches this fall.

Parking my ass in the stands for now on.

what?!?! Why? What happened? Fuck the parents. My close buddy here in Vegas coached his son all the way to HS and still coaches. He’s literally changed kids lives. He’s got some kids he coached playing D1 who still text him after each game.
 
What kind of car does he drive?
It's been almost 4 years since I talked to him, so I'm not sure. Probably some type of expensive souped up truck though.
 
I’m officially retired from coaching. Pissed too many parents off and my oldest is joining a program w real coaches this fall
Why does that not surprise me?
 
is that like a willie warmer?
major league baseball GIF by Morgan Creek
 
what?!?! Why? What happened? Fuck the parents. My close buddy here in Vegas coached his son all the way to HS and still coaches. He’s literally changed kids lives. He’s got some kids he coached playing D1 who still text him after each game.

He’s just at that age now where he’s joining a program and getting real coaching. I’m not a coach. Im just a dad. I only got into it because I felt bad for my kid having shitty coaches. I definitely enjoyed the time we had together.
 
Why does that not surprise me?

Its pretty easy to see why so many kids grow up to be helpless pussies these days being raised by these effeminate dads in their skinny jeans.
 
"I don't care" are words that permeate the fiber of my very being when discussing food with a woman

Because you fucking do care bitch. You fucking care

Don't say you don't care and then lay some bullshit on me after I order
 
You don't care? I'm going to the store and buying Fruit Loops.

You get fruit loops

Because you didn't care.
 
He’s just at that age now where he’s joining a program and getting real coaching. I’m not a coach. Im just a dad. I only got into it because I felt bad for my kid having shitty coaches. I definitely enjoyed the time we had together.

fair enough man. I got the sense that you enjoyed it more than you did. If you did it out of necessity rather than desire then just enjoy from the stands. My buddy really enjoys it. His daughter got a scholarship to play flag football in college and she’s begging him to help out with coaching. My buddy knows not to do that but a lot of the girls on the team are from Vegas so he will take them out and show them some stuff in the off season when they come back home.

I was just saying don’t quit bc of the other parents. Fuck them.
 
Its pretty easy to see why so many kids grow up to be helpless pussies these days being raised by these effeminate dads in their skinny jeans.
Yes, lots of beta cuck dads out there.
 
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