Thursday: A Thread for Posts

She must be bored. She's replaced me with getting sucked into the vortex
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SIL's rig broke down on the highway, so he needs a tow into town. Schedule just got changed.
You own a tow truck?

And your sister in law is a man?
 
Cut the tissue.

Using a laser.

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I self corrected a lip tie. I slow-crashed on my bike and my face drug down the side of a tree. It ripped that small piece of skin that connects my upper lip to my gum line.

You got any trees you can use? Might save you a lot of money.
 
Hope it's a quick process and doesn't hurt too bad. Medical shit with little kids is the worst. Trying to keep Deuce on oxygen for a week when he had RSV around his 1st birthday was awful. Always messing with the tubes and sensors. And I stayed with my friend's kid in the hospital a few nights when he was there with cancer treatment and it was the same struggle. Not like you can reason with them.
Slink Jr had his tonsils removed when he was 2 or 3 years old. Absolute pain in the ass. The IV was a nightmare.

I was the one that stayed with him at night in the hospital, and he'd wake up screaming and try to rip the IV out. I hated that shit.
 
Cut the tissue.

Using a laser.

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I just googled those ties. I'm assuming there are varying degrees to these conditions because when I look them up, I have them both, but they've never been a problem for me.
 
You own a tow truck?

And your sister in law is a man?
Son-in-law.

Negative, I offered to pick him up, but the truck was already on the way.
 
When does the new season of Yellowstone start?

Why is it such a big secret?

Come on man!!
 
Well, flying out to Chicago and back in one day in a couple weeks. Always a fun time
 
I just googled those ties. I'm assuming there are varying degrees to these conditions because when I look them up, I have them both, but they've never been a problem for me.
The only thing we're concerned about with the lip tie is how pronounced the space between his two front teeth is. It's Strahan-esque.

Otherwise, the ties don't really seem to bother him too much, in terms of how much he nurses or eats. Doctor was surprised that he was doing fine with both things.

Might help a bit with nursing, but he's only got about two months left before them titties are all mine again.
 
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