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All pizza gives me some level of indigestion, but I couldn't quite narrow down which ingredient was the primary cause - until last night. I tried one of these last night [for the first time] (and added my own toppings to it) and got the worst indigestion I've ever had in my life.

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It's the cheese. This pizza has an exceptionally-thick layer of cheese and it ruined me.

My wife was highly annoyed because she loved it and it's another thing on the list we can't have because one of us has a problem with it. She's got a boatload of food allergies and I've got a boatload of digestion issues. Poultry might be the only thing on the planet we both can eat with no side effects.

And here I thought I got almost no sleep overnight from the indigestion, but it turns out I must've been in a food coma because I somehow missed Wednesday.
 
RP-29 said:
All pizza gives me some level of indigestion, but I couldn't quite narrow down which ingredient was the primary cause - until last night. I tried one of these last night [for the first time] (and added my own toppings to it) and got the worst indigestion I've ever had in my life.

0007570630478


It's the cheese. This pizza has an exceptionally-thick layer of cheese and it ruined me.

My wife was highly annoyed because she loved it and it's another thing on the list we can't have because one of us has a problem with it. She's got a boatload of food allergies and I've got a boatload of digestion issues. Poultry might be the only thing on the planet we both can eat with no side effects.

And here I thought I got almost no sleep overnight from the indigestion, but it turns out I must've been in a food coma because I somehow missed Wednesday.
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You are allergic to cheese? Or are you lactose intolerant?
 
PeoplesChicken said:
You are allergic to cheese? Or are you lactose intolerant?
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"Intolerance" is an adequate descriptor if you're framing it correctly. I can eat small quantities of cheese with no noticeable side effects if it's mixed with other primary ingredients - like cheese on a burger or taco. The higher percentage of cheese in the meal, the worse my digestive system handles it. Same with milk and other dairy. I can have milk if it's used as a mixer for baking, but I can't have breakfast cereal. Sour cream is actually the worst; I don't like the taste of sour cream anyway, but if someone uses it when whipping mashed potatoes (for example) it wrecks me.
 
RP-29 said:
All pizza gives me some level of indigestion, but I couldn't quite narrow down which ingredient was the primary cause - until last night. I tried one of these last night [for the first time] (and added my own toppings to it) and got the worst indigestion I've ever had in my life.

0007570630478


It's the cheese. This pizza has an exceptionally-thick layer of cheese and it ruined me.

My wife was highly annoyed because she loved it and it's another thing on the list we can't have because one of us has a problem with it. She's got a boatload of food allergies and I've got a boatload of digestion issues. Poultry might be the only thing on the planet we both can eat with no side effects.

And here I thought I got almost no sleep overnight from the indigestion, but it turns out I must've been in a food coma because I somehow missed Wednesday.
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Almost any frozen pizza gives me terrible heartburn or indigestion.
 
I guess this is the daily. :headscratch:

My daughter does the daily sports announcements at school and I’ve been her script writer. She talks about the Lions and Red Wings etc…today she forgot her Secret Santa gift so I drove it back up and got there in time to hear her doing her announcements for the first time over the PA in the parking lot.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
You think Jesus ever titty-fucked a broad?
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If we're talking Jesus of Nazareth - the Messiah - no. God's law cites sexual encounters outside of wedlock are forbidden. He was never married. He perfectly kept God's law.

If we're talking Jesus Aguilar, then yes. That dude has probably titty-fucked two broads at the same time.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Jesus titty-fucking Christ. Do you not see what you titled the thread?
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Yes I realize what I done did. I was watching the news really early this morning and noticed it was Keith Richards birthday. In an act of impulse I wrote the wrong day. This getting up at 5:15 is not my friend. But, the upside is tomorrow's thread is already done.

YOU ARE WELCOME AMERICA
 
RP-29 said:
"Intolerance" is an adequate descriptor if you're framing it correctly. I can eat small quantities of cheese with no noticeable side effects if it's mixed with other primary ingredients - like cheese on a burger or taco. The higher percentage of cheese in the meal, the worse my digestive system handles it. Same with milk and other dairy. I can have milk if it's used as a mixer for baking, but I can't have breakfast cereal. Sour cream is actually the worst; I don't like the taste of sour cream anyway, but if someone uses it when whipping mashed potatoes (for example) it wrecks me.
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That's rough dude. I love pizza and cheese in general. That would be tough to quit
 
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