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"Intolerance" is an adequate descriptor if you're framing it correctly. I can eat small quantities of cheese with no noticeable side effects if it's mixed with other primary ingredients - like cheese on a burger or taco. The higher percentage of cheese in the meal, the worse my digestive system handles it. Same with milk and other dairy. I can have milk if it's used as a mixer for baking, but I can't have breakfast cereal. Sour cream is actually the worst; I don't like the taste of sour cream anyway, but if someone uses it when whipping mashed potatoes (for example) it wrecks me.
I have similar issues in a slightly different way.

I have no issues with cheese, regardless of the amount. No issues with sour cream or ice cream. A glass of milk fucks me up. Yogurt is the worst. If I have some yogurt at breakfast, my day is shot. Interestingly, frozen yogurt is fine.
 
That's rough dude. I love pizza and cheese in general. That would be tough to quit
I don't necessarily have to quit pizza, I just have to be very selective. I need to adjust consumption based on time of day, pending schedule and pizza ingredients.

Cheese and beer are Wisconsin staples, but I'm the oddball Wisconsinite that avoids them both. :noidea:
 
I have similar issues in a slightly different way.

I have no issues with cheese, regardless of the amount. No issues with sour cream or ice cream. A glass of milk fucks me up. Yogurt is the worst. If I have some yogurt at breakfast, my day is shot. Interestingly, frozen yogurt is fine.
I found out a long time ago that I can have ice cream in extremely small quantities. Like two regular tablespoon scoops and that's it. I can add one more spoon if I add fresh fruit to it. For some reason that helps counter the ice cream. It's weird, too, because I have to be careful around fresh fruit because of the acids - I get acid reflux pretty bad, too. Yogurt is no good for me, too.
 
I found out a long time ago that I can have ice cream in extremely small quantities. Like two regular tablespoon scoops and that's it.

 
I found out a long time ago that I can have ice cream in extremely small quantities. Like two regular tablespoon scoops and that's it. I can add one more spoon if I add fresh fruit to it. For some reason that helps counter the ice cream. It's weird, too, because I have to be careful around fresh fruit because of the acids - I get acid reflux pretty bad, too. Yogurt is no good for me, too.
I think I might give up ice cream in 2025...

I don't have the problems you have...but damn I like it too much and I need a break from it
 
I think I might give up ice cream in 2025...

I don't have the problems you have...but damn I like it too much and I need a break from it
Recommendation: Don't "give it up". If you like it a lot and recognize you're consuming excessively, attempting to suddenly quit consumption altogether will have adverse effects to your psyche. Make a plan to reduce consumption then recruit your wife to help you adhere to that plan.
 
I found out a long time ago that I can have ice cream in extremely small quantities. Like two regular tablespoon scoops and that's it. I can add one more spoon if I add fresh fruit to it. For some reason that helps counter the ice cream. It's weird, too, because I have to be careful around fresh fruit because of the acids - I get acid reflux pretty bad, too. Yogurt is no good for me, too.
Dios mio.

And here I thought @Deep Dish Pizza Goat had bad disabilities.
 
Dios mio.

And here I thought @Deep Dish Pizza Goat had bad disabilities.
God loaded almost all of my disabilities into my digestive system. While it sucks for food consumption and activities surrounding food consumption, I'm in great shape everywhere else. I really can't complain.
 
Recommendation: Don't "give it up". If you like it a lot and recognize you're consuming excessively, attempting to suddenly quit consumption altogether will have adverse effects to your psyche. Make a plan to reduce consumption then recruit your wife to help you adhere to that plan.

He’s eating the ice cream, not making sweet love to it in the shadows.
 
well shit, happy trails to what we do in the shadows.
 
He’s eating the ice cream, not making sweet love to it in the shadows.
I ain't sticking my dick in a bowl of cold ice cream
 
well shit, happy trails to what we do in the shadows.
or is this a reference to Bob's post about making sweet love in the shadows?
 
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