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PnkPanther said:
Friend of mine since high school is going through a divorce, feel bad for the guy

Before getting married he was a member of the Minnesota National Guard Band (yes that is a thing) and actually was in Iraq for I think 10 months, I forget exact length

The soon to be ex wife decided to let him know she cheated on him on while in Iraq just to really twist the knife
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#yesallwomen
 
PnkPanther said:
Friend of mine since high school is going through a divorce, feel bad for the guy

Before getting married he was a member of the Minnesota National Guard Band (yes that is a thing) and actually was in Iraq for I think 10 months, I forget exact length

The soon to be ex wife decided to let him know she cheated on him on while in Iraq just to really twist the knife
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oh and.... what the fuck is the National Guard Band?

Like the Army pays you to play the drums one weekend a month, two weeks a year?
 
PnkPanther said:
Friend of mine since high school is going through a divorce, feel bad for the guy

Before getting married he was a member of the Minnesota National Guard Band (yes that is a thing) and actually was in Iraq for I think 10 months, I forget exact length

The soon to be ex wife decided to let him know she cheated on him on while in Iraq just to really twist the knife
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What
A
Cunt

Some women just beg to be hit. Some get their wish.
 
RubinRock said:
Stand stand, Ozuna
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My first wife was always pushing buttons to get me furious and make me hit her. I didn't.

Then in one of her court actions I got served papers "ordering me to not strike her or minor child"

That made me want to go full on sniper, didn't do that either.

I have fantasies though.
 
PnkPanther said:
Friend of mine since high school is going through a divorce, feel bad for the guy

Before getting married he was a member of the Minnesota National Guard Band (yes that is a thing) and actually was in Iraq for I think 10 months, I forget exact length

The soon to be ex wife decided to let him know she cheated on him on while in Iraq just to really twist the knife
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We send bands over there? Are we still doing war Revolution/Civil War/etc style where we march in there with drums and a fife and shit to keep morale up?
 
nappyvalley said:
We send bands over there? Are we still doing war Revolution/Civil War/etc style where we march in there with drums and a fife and shit to keep morale up?
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soldiers love them some Louie, Louie
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
oh and.... what the fuck is the National Guard Band?

Like the Army pays you to play the drums one weekend a month, two weeks a year?
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"Army Bands provide music throughout the spectrum of military operations to instill in our soldiers the will to fight and win, foster the support of our citizens, and promote our national interests at home and abroad."
 
kobesgame said:
"Army Bands provide music throughout the spectrum of military operations to instill in our soldiers the will to fight and win, foster the support of our citizens, and promote our national interests at home and abroad."
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nappyvalley said:
We send bands over there? Are we still doing war Revolution/Civil War/etc style where we march in there with drums and a fife and shit to keep morale up?
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If the troops need to hear some tubas and trumpets to get ready for war, I'm gonna Prime ship myself some Mandarin Rosetta Stone shit to welcome our Chinese overlords.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
If the troops need to hear some tubas and trumpets to get ready for war, I'm gonna Prime ship myself some Mandarin Rosetta Stone shit to welcome our Chinese overlords.
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the fuck are you talking about?
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
If the troops need to hear some tubas and trumpets to get ready for war, I'm gonna Prime ship myself some Mandarin Rosetta Stone shit to welcome our Chinese overlords.
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Idk, when I think about it, in the heat of the moment hearing a little Battle Hymn of the Republic in the background just might give me the adrenaline I need to bayonet a motherfucker
 
nappyvalley said:
Idk, when I think about it, in the heat of the moment hearing a little Battle Hymn of the Republic in the background just might give me the adrenaline I need to bayonet a motherfucker
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what war are you fighting in where you are being told to fix your bayonet, naptime?
 
nappyvalley said:
in this scenario we're doing old school fife and drum war, come on keep up
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do you think Pnk's National Guard friend got cheated on during the Revolutionary War while playing Thunderstruck on his bassoon for George Washington?
 
"I cheated on you while you were in Iraq"

You bitch! I'm over there bugling my ass off protecting your freedoms and you do this to me?
 
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