Thursday, talk like a pirate day

[PeoplesChicken]

Now she's claiming she uses butter. I told her shes a fucking liar and to get out of my sight.

(just the liar part actually she left the room anyway)

 

[Me]

Day 2 in a row without kobes?

I thought I saw her pop in here early, then bounce

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm not going to claim I cook as much as you, especially as I don't have kids and such, but I rarely eat out or get takeout/delivery. I've always cooked dinner, so I get decent amount of use out of them.


It literally takes less than 3 minutes to wash and dry a pan

Literally????

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Knives go in. Pans dont.

 

[Me]

What's your issue with the glasses???

I have been to @SlinkyRedfoot house a few times. He just has his undocumented house boy do that

Well, some of the brewery glasses, I like the design, and I would like to keep them as long as possible. Also, USUALLY the dishwasher does a good job (if you use good detergent), but sometimes, you don't get some deposits in them (if you pour a beer in your glass, and bubbles stick to the sides at all, it's not totally clean).

 

[stakesarehigh]

Literally????

I feel like that's more of a rough estimate. He's going hard on 3 minutes

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Well, some of the brewery glasses, I like the design, and I would like to keep them as long as possible. Also, USUALLY the dishwasher does a good job (if you use good detergent), but sometimes, you don't get some deposits in them (if you pour a beer in your glass, and bubbles stick to the sides at all, it's not totally clean).

But but the alcohol sanitizes the thing. Again, you are over thinking this

 

[stakesarehigh]

What's your issue with the glasses???

I have been to @SlinkyRedfoot house a few times. He just has his undocumented house boy do that

He has a house boy and in laws living with him? That's a lot of dishes to wash

 

[Me]

I feel like that's more of a rough estimate. He's going hard on 3 minutes

Literally

 

[Me]

But but the alcohol sanitizes the thing. Again, you are over thinking this

My beer glasses must be pristine, chicken

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

<waits for a laughable post about how Caphalon pans aren't suitable to cook chicken nuggets>

you get to vote on this matter after you have washed your seventh cup of the day your kid used. I remember the days of no kids.....Casually washing your small pile of dishes....kicking your feet up to the nice quiet peaceful relaxing home. No spongebob on 24/7. No stepping on hot wheels.

I feel like I've made a tangent here

Not a tangent. You dropped science.

There are seven people in my house. That's a lot of dishes and a lot of pans.

 

[RoyMunson]

I think the wife prefers me fat... how else do I explain her latest shopping trip?

Multiple cans of Pringles
Ramen Noodles
and these:

and these:

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

We tell each other to fuck off and then move on like nothing happened. I'm pretty sure that's dysfunctional as hell but alas...here we are.

We do that shit all the time.

 

[stakesarehigh]

I think the wife prefers me fat... how else do I explain her latest shopping trip?

Multiple cans of Pringles
Ramen Noodles
and these:

and these:

She got both packages or just one? That's excessive sweet purchasing if both. She's trying to fatten you up. Maybe she thinks you got something on the side on all those road trips. Trying to decrease your street value.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

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www.bedbathandbeyond.com

They're even offering 0% interest for 3 months if that would help you.

I'm disappointed.

I've been waiting for a nonsensical and laughable post about how Caphalon non-stick pans aren't adequate for cooking chicken nuggets.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

She got both packages or just one? That's excessive sweet purchasing if both. She's trying to fatten you up. Maybe she thinks you got something on the side on all those road trips. Trying to decrease your street value.

Or! She's read the reports about COVID killing off fat people. . .

 

[RubinRock]

I think the wife prefers me fat... how else do I explain her latest shopping trip?

Multiple cans of Pringles
Ramen Noodles
and these:

and these:

Don't think its possible to get fat off of ramen

 

[RoyMunson]

She got both packages or just one? That's excessive sweet purchasing if both. She's trying to fatten you up. Maybe she thinks you got something on the side on all those road trips. Trying to decrease your street value.

she got both...

But if she knew anything about Wisconsin women, she'd know they like them big too...

 

[Me]

Don't think its possible to get fat off of ramen

 

[RoyMunson]

Or! She's read the reports about COVID killing off fat people. . .

trying to speed up the diabetus...