Thursday, talk like a pirate day

Every purchase? If I got a test every time Mr. Kobe or I filled up with gas, bought groceries, or paid for parking, I’d probably blow my brains out.
Granted I'm not as affluent as you are, but a simple swipey swipey to dismiss the text each time I get groceries is worth it to not have to go through the tap dance about having to explain multiple fraudulent charges.

I imagine the credit card companies are equally thankful for only needing to reverse $14 worth of charges.
 
Granted I'm not as affluent as you are, but a simple swipey swipey to dismiss the text each time I get groceries is worth it to not have to go through the tap dance about having to explain multiple fraudulent charges.

I imagine the credit card companies are equally thankful for only needing to reverse $14 worth of charges.
I don’t give a shit what the credit card company is thankful for. I’ve spent maybe 30 minutes in the last 10 years disputing charges. I’d have spent way more time swiping charges if every one came through. We use our credit card for pretty much everything except mortgage, car loans, student loans, and daycare.
 
I don’t give a shit what the credit card company is thankful for. I’ve spent maybe 30 minutes in the last 10 years disputing charges. I’d have spent way more time swiping charges if every one came through. We use our credit card for pretty much everything except mortgage, car loans, student loans, and daycare.
That's the difference between you and I. If I can lessen the losses of a company who is watching my ass and eating losses, I'm going to do that, as they are under no obligation to refund fraudulent charges. I'm going to open my phone at some point anyway, why would I give a shit about having to take half a second to dismiss a text.
 
Lil’ Kobe eats Ramen almost everyday that she is home over lunch. Granted it was only like 3 years ago her doctor told us to let her eat whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted.

my daughter is the main consumer of the ramen. We put less than half the salt flavoring packet in and add an egg.

But yeah, my stick figure kid should be able to eat whatever she wants.
 
my daughter is the main consumer of the ramen. We put less than half the salt flavoring packet in and add an egg.

But yeah, my stick figure kid should be able to eat whatever she wants.
My daughter can make it now in her own. She adds veggies, an egg, and whatever leftover protein we have on hand. Has it about 2-3 days per week.
 
That's the difference between you and I. If I can lessen the losses of a company who is watching my ass and eating losses, I'm going to do that, as they are under no obligation to refund fraudulent charges. I'm going to open my phone at some point anyway, why would I give a shit about having to take half a second to dismiss a text.
Well, in fairness, I have friends and family that text me, so adding a bunch of texts each day certainly would be more annoying to me than you.
 
Granted I'm not as affluent as you are, but a simple swipey swipey to dismiss the text each time I get groceries is worth it to not have to go through the tap dance about having to explain multiple fraudulent charges.

I imagine the credit card companies are equally thankful for only needing to reverse $14 worth of charges.

This might be your worst vortex yet.
 
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