Thursday, talk like a pirate day

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new battery and Drive By Truckers album delivered. The dog let me know by barking his head off at the UPS truck.
 
the guy who owns my company was a colonel in special forces. and a dentist with 3 pricey practices inside 128.

he retired from the army (SDV) and sold his dental practices. he knows...nothing...about manufacturing how we do things, etc. hes becoming a royal pain in my (and everyone heres) ass. its like teaching a kid.
 
someone tried to use my credit card at a pizza place in texas!
 
Rock Strongo said:
the guy who owns my company was a colonel in special forces. and a dentist with 3 pricey practices inside 128.

he retired from the army (SDV) and sold his dental practices. he knows...nothing...about manufacturing how we do things, etc. hes becoming a royal pain in my (and everyone heres) ass. its like teaching a kid.
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Translation:

Rock's boss said Get the fuck off the internet and message boards, stop stealing work time from me and fucking do something!!!
 
Not Duke of Douchington said:
someone tried to use my credit card at a pizza place in texas!
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Did you lose a card?

I got a text from capital one asking if I'd bought a $40 refill from Straight talk, well fuck no I didn't. Looked and the card was gone, guess I left it at a store.
Next day they bought a pack of cigarettes at the last store I had been to, so confirmed.

Charges were disallowed.
 
Fish said:
Did you lose a card?

I got a text from capital one asking if I'd bought a $40 refill from Straight talk, well fuck no I didn't. Looked and the card was gone, guess I left it at a store.
Next day they bought a pack of cigarettes at the last store I had been to, so confirmed.

Charges were disallowed.
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No, I didn't lose the card. I assume those fine folks placed an online order... which...i dont think would be very smart...
 
My wife is a good cook but for some fucking reason she refuses to put butter in the pan when she makes eggs? What the fuck man.. so hard to clean
 
stakesarehigh said:
My wife is a good cook but for some fucking reason she refuses to put butter in the pan when she makes eggs? What the fuck man.. so hard to clean
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She makes you wash the dishes?

wtf
 
Fish said:
She makes you wash the dishes?

wtf
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I put dishes in the dishwasher if you call that dishwashing. Yes I wash dishes.

You're just gonna let the no butter slide?
 
stakesarehigh said:
I put dishes in the dishwasher if you call that dishwashing. Yes I wash dishes.

You're just gonna let the no butter slide?
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You put pans in the dishwasher?


The fuck?
 
stakesarehigh said:
My wife is a good cook but for some fucking reason she refuses to put butter in the pan when she makes eggs? What the fuck man.. so hard to clean
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I usually use a bit of oil.
 
gobucks0409 said:
You put pans in the dishwasher?


The fuck?
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Of course.

I put everything in the dishwasher. I'd put my kids in there if I could get them to fit.

Why the hell would you not put a pan in the dishwasher?
 
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