Thursday the 3rd

[kobesgame]

But what about travel ball?

Don't have to decide....he's not old enough.

 

[PnkPanther]

We'll see. The biggest problem is that we don't know how long ago she deleted most of them and whatever system we have can only go back 30 days.

i think you need better screening

 

[Me]

I hear Ram is bringing back the Dakota. I still every now and then think about getting a truck

The Ranger has been doing that well, eh?

 

[Bender]

Yeah

Whatever people think of her, the chick has got some goddamn pipes. Can't deny that

are my laptop speakers broken?

the fuck is with you people celebrating mediocrity.

 

[kobesgame]

Is there still time to stop delivery on her going away gift basket?

Thinking I should go take a shit on her front step at this point.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Wasn't there some employee on meth or something too?

 

[Me]

Thinking I should go take a shit on her front step at this point.

Probably easier to just wait till you soil a pair of pants again, then throw them at the door

 

[PnkPanther]

The Ranger has been doing that well, eh?

I think smaller trucks are selling well since there aren't many small trucks.

the OG small trucks is a completely dead segment.

 

[kobesgame]

i think you need better screening

We need someone who doesn't have any ambition and doesn't want kids. Just a put your head down and work the 40 hours kind of person. Nothing more, nothing less. A beige sweater. Unfortunately, not too many people say that on their resume.

 

[PnkPanther]

Thinking I should go take a shit on her front step at this point.

Find her new office, find an excuse to stop by and give them an upper decker

 

[kobesgame]

Wasn't there some employee on meth or something too?

Technically never an employee. We hired a paralegal who got arrested for dealing heroin. Before his first day he emailed us and said he was in the hospital with Lyme's disease and couldn't start until 2 weeks later. I thought it was suspicious and looked into it and found out he was actually in court-ordered treatment.

 

[douggie]

 

[Bender]

Thinking I should go take a shit on her front step at this point.

I'm picturing you lighting your shit filled pants on fire, ringing the door bell, and running away, as a beautiful bewildered broad stands in the doorway.

 

[kobesgame]

I'm picturing you lighting your shit filled pants on fire, ringing the door bell, and running away, as a beautiful bewildered broad stands in the doorway.

The stuff dreams are made of.

 

[Fish]

We need someone who doesn't have any ambition and doesn't want kids. Just a put your head down and work the 40 hours kind of person. Nothing more, nothing less. A beige sweater. Unfortunately, not too many people say that on their resume.

Help Wanted:
Slug to work at lawyer's office. Lack of ambition is a plus. Sterilization a definite plus. Must have cheerful disposition.

 

[Bender]

We need someone who doesn't have any ambition and doesn't want kids. Just a put your head down and work the 40 hours kind of person. Nothing more, nothing less. A beige sweater. Unfortunately, not too many people say that on their resume.

 

[Me]

Help Wanted:
Slug to work at lawyer's office. Lack of ambition is a plus. Sterilization a definite plus. Must have cheerful disposition.

I don't think the last part is required

 

[nappyvalley]

are my laptop speakers broken?

the fuck is with you people celebrating mediocrity.

well basically all laptop speakers are terrible, so yes

 

[ill]

I hear Ram is bringing back the Dakota. I still every now and then think about getting a truck

I almost bought one when I was in college. Magnum...had a V8 and was a beast.

went with a 4-cyl S10 that blew up on me a few years later instead. I regret that decision.

 

[kobesgame]

I don't think the last part is required

Not for me. I'm not even in the office.