Thursday Thread...National Apple Pie day

[redseat]

She looks like someone that would agree to meet a guy behind the Cheesecake Factor for a DL BJ

and make you a mad sammich!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

no you

 

[Guy Incognito]

She looks like someone that would agree to meet a guy behind the Cheesecake Factor for a DL BJ

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’d totally bang her sober.

To be clear, I’d be sober. She’d likely be unconscious.

 

[ill]

we Florida now...

last month, naked woman smashes up and breaks into a girl scout building.

today, naked woman stabs 3 people and is locking herself in an SUV in the parking lot of a mexican joint

BBC

 

[Gatorchip]

I got a text message from Ryan Reynolds recently. Crazy eh? We might hang out later.


Hey! It’s Ryan Reynolds. Mint Owner. Dial 631-MINT-MOM from your Mint phone and get your complimentary 30mins of bedtime story telling. It’s our way of giving you the break every mom deserves. Happy Mothers Day!


Although I'm a bit upset he didnt know my mother passed away 2 decades ago, and/or that I'm not a mother. We aren't as close as i thought.