Tiger Woods.. you dead or alive??

[dbldwn711]

Fuckoff

 

[Camfantasy]

It seems you are one of these ego-shattered soles who needs to go all internet tough guy. So, I'll tell you what. I'll help out with your confidence, okay? I'll let you have the last word. You clearly need it a lot more than I do. But I doubt if I'll read much of it. Sweet dreams, Gertrude.

Lol I bet your sole smells like Rex Ryan's semen.

 

[stakesarehigh]

that is interesting. Here’s why:

time of day. Early morning. Probably not drinking
no skid marks. He didn’t try to brake
They said “no signs of impairment”. He was awake at the scene.

Like others said it's a steep road. I just see it as road rage.

 

[dbldwn711]

Just read that he came thru surgery ok but he’s not out of the woods yet!

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Just read that he came thru surgery ok but he’s not out of the woods yet!

 

[ill]

He's a Hollywood creep. Could have sworn I said that.

Eh it was lessons and a photoshoot with Golf Magazine... Not sure they are actually buddies it anything.

Also, nothing wrong with David Spade.

 

[HammerDown]

It seems you are one of these ego-shattered soles who needs to go all internet tough guy. So, I'll tell you what. I'll help out with your confidence, okay? I'll let you have the last word. You clearly need it a lot more than I do. But I doubt if I'll read much of it. Sweet dreams, Gertrude.

Peter isn't an internet tough guy.

No, he is much more complex than that.

He is many things; sensitive, insightful, articulate. But he can also be a real sometimes dick.

He is an asshole, yes indeed. But he's "our" asshole.

We have learned to live with him.

 

[Kburjr]

Just read that he came thru surgery ok but he’s not out of the woods yet!

Need a funny/facepalm emoji

 

[Shanemansj13]

...especially when it's a world-class asshole like Tiger Woods.

Tiger made the game fun to watch...now it's just a bunch of guys trying to hit it 400 yards

 

[Cotton Malone]

Well, it sounds like it's his tib-fib and not his femur. Far less serious so all ewe girls can quit your dramatic bellyaching from some lifetime privileged rich punk who never gave a fuck whether you exist or not.

 

[DraftNerd]

Well, it sounds like it's his tib-fib and not his femur. Far less serious so all ewe girls can quit your dramatic bellyaching from some lifetime privileged rich punk who never gave a fuck whether you exist or not.

Know this from experience with my daughter.....tib-fib can be MUCH more complicated on recovery and going forward than femur.

She had both from a car accident. The femurs were fully shored up with rods. A lot of scar tissue to work through, but rehab helped that a lot. Both Tibias also have little rods and the ankle to foot still gives her issues.

Also potential, but often lost in the noise when leg bones are crushed is foot breaks. Foot breaks can be a real pain in the ass to ever recover well from.

Certainly big question marks on ever walking a course or having a smooth swing ever again. I’ll be shocked if his golfing at any competitive level is ever a thing again.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Or someone’s husband forgot his wallet and came home unexpectedly.

Thankfully for me you always keep your wallet in the car

 

[Rex Racer]

Tiger made the game fun to watch...now it's just a bunch of guys trying to hit it 400 yards

I enjoyed watching golf before Tiger ever picked up a golfball and I will continue to enjoy watching golf. I am sorry that you in the rest of his fanboys are heartbroken.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Well, it sounds like it's his tib-fib and not his femur. Far less serious so all ewe girls can quit your dramatic bellyaching from some lifetime privileged rich punk who never gave a fuck whether you exist or not.

Sooooo not a golf fan?

 

[Shanemansj13]

I enjoyed watching golf before Tiger ever picked up a golfball and I will continue to enjoy watching golf. I am sorry that you in the rest of his fanboys are heartbroken.

Never said I still don't enjoy it and I don't watch it but it just isn't the same now. We will never see a player like Tiger ever again...he changed the game.
He got the crowd into the game like nobody ever imagined. Part of why people love him is why people hate him and he backed up his cockiness every single time. Off the course, sure he isn't a great guy but I could care less.

Jack might be the best golfer career wise but Tiger's peak was insane. With the competition nowadays, nobody will top it.

#facts

Go cry in a corner with Hammer, you old fuck

 

[BigRedMoe]

Peter isn't an internet tough guy.

No, he is much more complex than that.

He is many things; sensitive, insightful, articulate. But he can also be a real sometimes dick.

He is an asshole, yes indeed. But he's "our" asshole.

We have learned to live with him.

Is this a Haiku?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Peter isn't an internet tough guy.

No, he is much more complex than that.

He is many things; sensitive, insightful, articulate. But he can also be a real sometimes dick.

He is an asshole, yes indeed. But he's "our" asshole.

We have learned to live with him.

 

[DraftNerd]

Got damn that’s a winning gif!!!

....that time weird Als brother beat MJ out of 20 bucks playing quarters....

 

[HammerDown]

Never said I still don't enjoy it and I don't watch it but it just isn't the same now. We will never see a player like Tiger ever again...he changed the game.
He got the crowd into the game like nobody ever imagined. Part of why people love him is why people hate him and he backed up his cockiness every single time. Off the course, sure he isn't a great guy but I could care less.

Jack might be the best golfer career wise but Tiger's peak was insane. With the competition nowadays, nobody will top it.

#facts

Go cry in a corner with Hammer, you old fuck

You have the Golden Bear, then you have everyone else.

You're crying because you're a fan of a golfer who'll always be runner-up to the greatest.

And finally...

On the course Tiger wasn't a great guy. That's the problem.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Well, it sounds like it's his tib-fib and not his femur. Far less serious so all ewe girls can quit your dramatic bellyaching from some lifetime privileged rich punk who never gave a fuck whether you exist or not.