Today In 1986

Nobody's even posting any of their stuff. This is probably their only good song, and mainly for the video:

 
LOL. I get more done before 9am every morning than you do in a week sitting your ass in a truck.
More effort goes into my 5 AM shit than you’ve ever put forth in your entire life. I keep this place going like a well oiled machine mostly by making the Bama fan here do all the shit work like greasing bearings
 
You should ask Santa for a fucking clue.
As an actual musician, you should know better.

Their whole career was a joke, a gimmick. A latter-day KISS for wannabe hip-hop suburbanites.
 
As an actual musician, you should know better.

Their whole career was a joke, a gimmick. A latter-day KISS for wannabe hip-hop suburbanites.
Fine. I'll do it.

Dear Santa,

Please bring my friend, Hu, a fucking clue for Christmas. And while you're at it, please give @Illustrious Potentate something to make his ass work better.

Thanks in advance.

Your friend,

Slinkton B Redfoot
 
As an actual musician, you should know better.

Their whole career was a joke, a gimmick. A latter-day KISS for wannabe hip-hop suburbanites.
Hey, you better cool it with that "wannabe hip-hop suburbanites" malarkey! I lived in the Oshkosh inner city back in '86!

And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees
 
Good lord, I click on this thread, curious to know what happened on this date in the mid-80's that would merit a thread,
Since I couldn't remember any big historical event,
See it's about a song,
Proceed to read through the thread ...

Then see it is primarily ...
Guys talking about sucking dick.


That's, um, not what I was expecting.
 
Fine. I'll do it.

Dear Santa,

Please bring my friend, Hu, a fucking clue for Christmas. And while you're at it, please give @Illustrious Potentate something to make his ass work better.

Thanks in advance.

Your friend,

Slinkton B Redfoot
Okay, fine...misunderstood literary geniuses, all of them.

Tyger, Tyger, burning bright
Do not go gently
Two roads diverged in a wood
Brass Monkey, that funky monkey

If only I had realized this before now... oh god, the years I've wasted
 
Hey, you better cool it with that "wannabe hip-hop suburbanites" malarkey! I lived in the Oshkosh inner city back in '86!

And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees
The mean streets of Oshkosh! How many of your homies made it out with you?
 
Okay, fine...misunderstood literary geniuses, all of them.

Tyger, Tyger, burning bright
Do not go gently
Two roads diverged in a wood
Brass Monkey, that funky monkey

If only I had realized this before now... oh god, the years I've wasted


You got a dry martini, you thinking you're cool
Take you place at the bar, I smack you off your stool
I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp


explains why you don't like them... you gin drinking weiny
 
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