tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[moxie]

No rush. You can wait until the last minute on Monday.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

It sounds like a certain security guard may want to Cinco @moxie 's de Mayo.
Is he cute???

 

[Dolemite censored]

It sounds like a certain security guard may want to Cinco @moxie 's de Mayo.
Is he cute???

On a security guard's salary, that's not even a consideration.

 

[moxie]

It sounds like a certain security guard may want to Cinco @moxie 's de Mayo.
Is he cute???

A little. But way too young.


And he wears a mask.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Pulled off a real caper last night. Drained my pool a day or so ago, just needed to as the water hasn't been changed in forever. borrowed some equipment from my neighbor that runs work for an excavation company. tapped into the hydrant that's been parked in front of my house and not paying rent for 12 years. I like free.

It was cold and windy last night, so no one was out walking their dogs and being nosy. Perfect execution.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pulled off a real caper last night.

Except for your written confession....

 

[tabascojet]

A little. But way too young.


And he wears a mask.

 

[moxie]

Good plan! I’ll slice that mask right off of his stupid face.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Except for your written confession....

snitch on me cunt

 

[Dolemite censored]

snitch on me cunt

Its out there for all Googledom to see.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Probably gonna skip that this trip

Pffft. You and I know there ain't no such thing as ghosts. Just go to Eastern State Prison and spend the night and debunk that bullshit before the whole world.

 

[huskers1217]

do all kids try make up?

 

[Dolemite censored]

do all kids try make up?

uh oh.

There's only 1 reason you would ask that. Time for the birds and the bees talk.

 

[tabascojet]

do all kids try make up?

Trans parent from Houston....hello?

 

[tabascojet]

Pffft. You and I know there ain't no such thing as ghosts. Just go to Eastern State Prison and spend the night and debunk that bullshit before the whole world.

Ghosts...no
Man eating big foot...yes

 

[tabascojet]

Good plan! I’ll slice that mask right off of his stupid face.

Ok scarlet pimpernickel ok

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Pulled off a real caper last night. Drained my pool a day or so ago, just needed to as the water hasn't been changed in forever. borrowed some equipment from my neighbor that runs work for an excavation company. tapped into the hydrant that's been parked in front of my house and not paying rent for 12 years. I like free.

It was cold and windy last night, so no one was out walking their dogs and being nosy. Perfect execution.

Sneaky Pete!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

A little. But way too young.


And he wears a mask.

Ah.

Way too young is the same as "not cute," since both lead to the same answer ...

 

[gobigred]

Sneaky Pete!

I thought he was Stinky Pete

 

[gobigred]

800!