tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Of my outfit from yesterday? I can’t wear that again for like, another month. Plus, if dole sees it, he’ll ask how much it cost and I’m not prepared for that kind of negativity today. It’s America’s birthday en sech.
 
Of my outfit from yesterday? I can’t wear that again for like, another month. Plus, if dole sees it, he’ll ask how much it cost and I’m not prepared for that kind of negativity today. It’s America’s birthday en sech.
How many of your friends got sloppy sangria hammered?
 
Joey Chestnut again? He wants 80 hot dogs and buns this time. I dunno.

I feel sorry for the housekeeper that has to clean his bathroom after tonight.
 
I hear the hotdog contest is now canceled.
 
I prefer tintó veranó * to sangria.

*half tempranio, half lemon soda on the rocks.
 
Rm is on the wagon and i needed a day long solo drinking project...inspired by moxie I dug sone old florida red table wine out of the cellar(someone thought a case of this was a great wedding gift- it was not). I didnt have any white rum so I improved with a cup and half of brandy and half a sprite. Even Bogel wine would be better honestly but add in the diced fruit and its getting the job done. Feliz cuatro de Julio yall.... :thumb:
 
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