tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Inquisitor said:
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Inquisitor said:
One...more...time...

At the end of 2020, my wife thought she might lose both her brothers just in front of Christmas. Her other brother nearly died of COVID. Took the better part of a year before he felt something close to normal.

Bro #1 went into hospital for back surgery. Complications from that and a prior back surgery (metal rod put in some 15 years ago corroded) nearly killed him then. But he spent so long in the hospital, muscle atrophy pretty much rendered him a quadriplegic. It took him a long time to learn to use his arms again. Even after getting out of the hospital, he was confined to a wheelchair. Thankfully his wife was a nurse and able to help him better than most wives could.

He was starting to live a more normal life again the past year and even went on a cruise. Then on Easter, he started having trouble breathing and was back in the hospital. We drove up to see him two months ago. He was alert but, on a ventilator, so he couldn't speak.
Shortly after we left, they transferred him to a hospital in Erie, PA, where they could rehab him better. They got him breathing on his own and eating solid food again. We thought he would get to go home at the end of this week. But his lungs started filling up with fluid again and that was it. They never could figure out what was causing that to happen.
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OHMYFUCKINGAWW!! The level of incompetence in this world! Unbelievable!

I switched phone carriers a few months ago because AT&T pissed me off. When I was at Verizon, I tell the fuckface, “I get a discount through my company. Look it up.” Dillweed insists I don’t and says it’s not offered anymore. I just checked on Verizon’s page if it still exists, and it motherfucking DOES!! It’s only 17% vs the 26% I had with those other bitches, but still! I gotta go full Karen on this one. :mad2:
 
moxie said:
OHMYFUCKINGAWW!! The level of incompetence in this world! Unbelievable!

I switched phone carriers a few months ago because AT&T pissed me off. When I was at Verizon, I tell the fuckface, “I get a discount through my company. Look it up.” Dillweed insists I don’t and says it’s not offered anymore. I just checked on Verizon’s page if it still exists, and it motherfucking DOES!! It’s only 17% vs the 26% I had with those other bitches, but still! I gotta go full Karen on this one. :mad2:
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I own both AT&T and Verizon stock. Pay me, chica.
 
moxie said:
OHMYFUCKINGAWW!! The level of incompetence in this world! Unbelievable!

I switched phone carriers a few months ago because AT&T pissed me off. When I was at Verizon, I tell the fuckface, “I get a discount through my company. Look it up.” Dillweed insists I don’t and says it’s not offered anymore. I just checked on Verizon’s page if it still exists, and it motherfucking DOES!! It’s only 17% vs the 26% I had with those other bitches, but still! I gotta go full Karen on this one. :mad2:
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I've got the CEO on speed dial. I'll tell him to see to your complaint immediately.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Broiled cod seasoned with various spices, stir fried cabbage and steamed rice for dinner.
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Picked up some black cod…I’ve never had it before so I hope it’s not nasty otherwise I’ll have to put it through the foodsaver, toss it in the freezer and accidentally forget about it and have to throw it away when I find it next year.
 
moxie said:
Picked up some black cod…I’ve never had it before so I hope it’s not nasty otherwise I’ll have to put it through the foodsaver, toss it in the freezer and accidentally forget about it and have to throw it away when I find it next year.
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Patience is definitely not your strong suit.

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The wife is in Buffalo for her brother's funeral so I'm a bachelor for a week.

After looking at all the shitty options for flights out of Austin, decided it was better and cheaper to drive up to DFW so she could get a nonstop flight. She sprained her ankle the week before and was still hobbling around.

I didn't know it at the time but I booked her on her sister's connecting flight. She was absolutely thrilled to find that out.

I've cemented my status as Husband of the Year so the rest of you married guys just don't bother trying.
 
AT&T or T-Mobile. Never Verizon, moxie.
 
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