tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

She doesn’t really have festival-worthy Cannes.

That's why she's walking instead of being on a yacht.

 

[Hu War Yu]

She doesn’t really have festival-worthy Cannes.

As someone who has actually dated models, I can confirm that the majority of them do not possess the requisite feminine attributes

 

[steelerssb]

As someone who has actually dated models, I can confirm that the majority of them do not possess the requisite feminine attributes

Okay okay

 

[Hu War Yu]

Okay okay

I've also gotten cuddly with 3 different Rockettes

 

[steelerssb]

I've also gotten cuddly with 3 different Rockettes

 

[Hu War Yu]

Of course, none of them could compare to my precious Flo

 

[Dolemite censored]

As someone who has actually dated models, I can confirm that the majority of them do not possess the requisite feminine attributes

Tall and thin with B cups, max. I don't mind that at all.

 

[Dolemite censored]

My second fiancee was 5'11" and 130 pounds. Great times, but she wanted me to spend too much money on going out, vacations and shopping. Non-stop demands and she didn't pick up the place or cook much. It didn't last.

 

[williewilliejuan]

My second fiancee was 5'11" and 130 pounds. Great times, but she wated me to spend too much money on going out, vacations and shopping. It didn't last.

You were engaged to Rupaul?

 

[Dolemite censored]

You were engaged to Rupaul?

Go eat a balut and don't get back to me.

 

[Hu War Yu]

My second fiancee was 5'11" and 130 pounds. Great times, but she wanted me to spend too much money on going out, vacations and shopping. Non-stop demands and she didn't pick up the place or cook much. It didn't last.

Sounds like my first fiancee

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sounds like my first fiancee

The height and weight or the demands to burn through your money?

 

[Dolemite censored]

As someone who has actually dated models, I can confirm that the majority of them do not possess the requisite feminine attributes

I would hope they had a vagina and not a package....

 

[tabascojet]

I've also gotten cuddly with 3 different Rockettes

Spoiler

...it was the santas

 

[tabascojet]

Of course, none of them could compare to my precious Flo

Did you see your beloved Zooey is hawking the comfort inn in wings now...

 

[trojanfan12]

 

[Hu War Yu]

The height and weight or the demands to burn through your money?

All of the above.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Did you see your beloved Zooey is hawking the comfort inn in wings now...

I'm so ashamed...her career is over

 

[Hu War Yu]

Bye, bye, Mr. Dutch Sky...

Drove my Chevy to the Levee,
But not before I smacked you upside the head.

Pffft...turn on the radio this morning, and what else would they be playing at that moment but American Pie? Switched it right over to the jazz station for some Charlie Parker

 

[CorpRebel]

Pffft...turn on the radio this morning, and what else would they be playing at that moment but American Pie? Switched it right over to the jazz station for some Charlie Parker

I went with Led Zeppelin this morning...