tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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I like Don McLean, and I like the song Vincent, but gawd, what a fucking depressing song!

Bye, bye, Mr. Dutch Sky...

Drove my Chevy to the Levee,
But not before I smacked you upside the head.
You inspired me to write today's version of the chorus.

Bye, bye, Mr. American Man
Drove my Tesla to the rest stop
Cause I had no better plans
And dumb young freaks drinking cosmos in cans
Singing, "This will be the day that I trans...
This will be the day that I trans."
 
Another bidder for US Steel after the first one was rejected. The price could go to $35, which would be a 59% premium that I. Fucking. Just. Missed.

Fuck!^n
 
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I guess it's official.

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Happy Season 17 GIF by The Simpsons
 
That sounds like one of the choices at a Middle Eastern brothel…
Probably in Wisconsin, too


I used to love the badger fans on the old AOL boards who tried calling South Carolina people "farmboys". I was like, "your license plates say 'America's Dairyland'"
 
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