- Joined
- Aug 18, 2020
- Posts
- 8,019
- Reaction score
- 9,481
- Bookie:
- $ 4,540.00
I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation

Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation
Just say, "I did not have sex with that woman!"I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation
The temptation to say this is so great, some days
I almost never send angry-sounding emails but my god that was satisfying laying into IT for this stupid MDM policy.
I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation
Our parent company is trying to do a mobile device management that "secure and enforce policies on smartphones" that have company logins on it.
Absolutely fucking not.
"Mobile device management (MDM) is software that allows IT administrators to control access to company data, secure and enforce policies on smartphones, tablets, and other endpoints."
Get fucked
Our monitoring software takes a snapshot of your screen every 60 seconds. If you’re just pretending to work, we can figure it out.The "other endpoints" is code for your desktop/laptop. They even measure how much you are actually working. I used to run all sorts of powerpoints and lectures as a cover. Fuck those motherfuckers.
Time for some apple picking...
Our monitoring software takes a snapshot of your screen every 60 seconds. If you’re just pretending to work, we can figure it out.
That's when you let them know they are welcome to provide and pay for a company managed device."Mobile device management (MDM) is software that allows IT administrators to control access to company data, secure and enforce policies on smartphones, tablets, and other endpoints."
Get fucked
yep. i deleted outlook and teams when they went to that and told them to buy my a phone if they want control.