tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[tabascojet]

I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation

 

[Inquisitor]

I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation

Just say, "I did not have sex with that woman!"

 

[Hu War Yu]

The temptation to say this is so great, some days

 

[steelerssb]

I almost never send angry-sounding emails but my god that was satisfying laying into IT for this stupid MDM policy.

 

[tabascojet]

I almost never send angry-sounding emails but my god that was satisfying laying into IT for this stupid MDM policy.

 

[huskers1217]

I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation

I apologize for stalking... can you tell them to not come after me

 

[Dolemite censored]

Monsoon season has arrived here. Cool 52 degrees and raining hard. Makes it easier to stay in and focus on work. Can't get distracted by the womenz in the booty shorts.

 

[huskers1217]

Our parent company is trying to do a mobile device management that "secure and enforce policies on smartphones" that have company logins on it.

Absolutely fucking not.

yep. i deleted outlook and teams when they went to that and told them to buy my a phone if they want control.

 

[Dolemite censored]

"Mobile device management (MDM) is software that allows IT administrators to control access to company data, secure and enforce policies on smartphones, tablets, and other endpoints."

Get fucked

The "other endpoints" is code for your desktop/laptop. They even measure how much you are actually working. I used to run all sorts of powerpoints and lectures as a cover. Fuck those motherfuckers.

 

[huskers1217]

Monsoon season has arrived here. Cool 52 degrees and raining hard. Makes it easier to stay in and focus on work. Can't get distracted by the womenz in the booty shorts.

oh hi

 

[Dolemite censored]

oh hi

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Damn.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I have seen quite a few Tejas license plates up here recently.

 

[williewilliejuan]

The "other endpoints" is code for your desktop/laptop. They even measure how much you are actually working. I used to run all sorts of powerpoints and lectures as a cover. Fuck those motherfuckers.

Our monitoring software takes a snapshot of your screen every 60 seconds. If you’re just pretending to work, we can figure it out.

 

[tabascojet]

oh hi

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Time for some apple picking...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Our monitoring software takes a snapshot of your screen every 60 seconds. If you’re just pretending to work, we can figure it out.

Now with AI monitoring work patterns, there's no way to beat it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

oh hi

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I actually had to turn the heat up to 73 today.

 

[moxie]

"Mobile device management (MDM) is software that allows IT administrators to control access to company data, secure and enforce policies on smartphones, tablets, and other endpoints."

Get fucked

That's when you let them know they are welcome to provide and pay for a company managed device.

 

[moxie]

yep. i deleted outlook and teams when they went to that and told them to buy my a phone if they want control.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Its raining cats, dogs, pigs and iguanas out there. Fire season is definitely over.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I think someone stole the gummy bears out of my hockey bag...