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I'm afraid I can't comment any further than that, due to this being an on-going investigation
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I almost never send angry-sounding emails but my god that was satisfying laying into IT for this stupid MDM policy.
 
Monsoon season has arrived here. Cool 52 degrees and raining hard. Makes it easier to stay in and focus on work. Can't get distracted by the womenz in the booty shorts.
 
Our parent company is trying to do a mobile device management that "secure and enforce policies on smartphones" that have company logins on it.

Absolutely fucking not.

yep. i deleted outlook and teams when they went to that and told them to buy my a phone if they want control.
 
"Mobile device management (MDM) is software that allows IT administrators to control access to company data, secure and enforce policies on smartphones, tablets, and other endpoints."

Get fucked


The "other endpoints" is code for your desktop/laptop. They even measure how much you are actually working. I used to run all sorts of powerpoints and lectures as a cover. Fuck those motherfuckers.
 
The "other endpoints" is code for your desktop/laptop. They even measure how much you are actually working. I used to run all sorts of powerpoints and lectures as a cover. Fuck those motherfuckers.
Our monitoring software takes a snapshot of your screen every 60 seconds. If you’re just pretending to work, we can figure it out.
 
"Mobile device management (MDM) is software that allows IT administrators to control access to company data, secure and enforce policies on smartphones, tablets, and other endpoints."

Get fucked
That's when you let them know they are welcome to provide and pay for a company managed device.
 
I think someone stole the gummy bears out of my hockey bag...

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