tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Dolemite censored said:
Hey, @moxie Steve Garvey, former Dodgers great, is running for the Senate. He will turn California around!!!
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They were teasing it on the news this morning…”former sports great! Batting around a run for the senate”, etc. silly puns until the next segment. Then they came back and lead with “dodgers”. Barf. For some reason, I immediately thought of mattingly, but when they said Garvey, I immediately dry heaved for a sec because he’s my most annoying aunt’s favorite player but then I was okay with it because he might not be retarded.
 
Hu War Yu said:
@Deep Dish Pizza Goat @steelerssb @Dolemite censored :

I have an opportunity to travel to either Webster, WI, next March or Joliet, IL, next April.

Webster appears to be the backside of BFE, which means I'd probably stay in MSP. Even though this is late march, I'm not sure how the weather will be up there. Webster apparently has 650 people in it as of 2020. Wouldn't mind seeing the TC.

Joliet looks like the most non-Chicago suburb of Chicago possible. Would require a side-trip to see the town unless I can convince the team to spring extra.

Make your best sales pitches
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You have a choice between anywhere near Minneapolis and literally anywhere else on Earth not near Minneapolis and you still consider it a choice?
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Every thread is a Fuck the Dodgers Thread.
@moxie knows
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Word.


And fuck the dodgers! Saw ol’ glasses face help them lose again last night. Just one more for the garter snakes and the mlb world will be back to “meh. Whatevs. I was waiting for hockey to start anyway” for me.
 
A window wrap is being removed right now and they’re doing it from a cherry picker type of get up instead of those scary AF hanging scaffolding things the window washers use. I went to go stare at them derisively then I saw that stupid machine they are in gently swaying back & forth, and it made my butthole clench so I decided not to be a mean girl.

So who wants to take some abuse? I can’t hold this in all day.
 
moxie said:
A window wrap is being removed right now and they’re doing it from a cherry picker type of get up instead of those scary AF hanging scaffolding things the window washers use. I went to go stare at them derisively then I saw that stupid machine they are in gently swaying back & forth, and it made my butthole clench so I decided not to be a mean girl.

So who wants to take some abuse? I can’t hold this in all day.
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I saw a dude at Costco yesterday with some sort of orange lizard on his shoulder. Dole: "Is that thing real?" Dude with orange lizard on his shoulder: "Yeah." Dole: "Random yet effective."
 
moxie said:
A window wrap is being removed right now and they’re doing it from a cherry picker type of get up instead of those scary AF hanging scaffolding things the window washers use. I went to go stare at them derisively then I saw that stupid machine they are in gently swaying back & forth, and it made my butthole clench so I decided not to be a mean girl.

So who wants to take some abuse? I can’t hold this in all day.
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beat spanking GIF by Andrea C.
 
Also:

:rip: Michael Chiarello. Didn’t see that one coming.
 
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