tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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R.I.P. Richard Roundtree, aka "Shaft".

"Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?" LOL

 
Ya hear that, @huskers1217 ? You old fuck! Put your bifocals on and turn your hearing aid up. You about to get your hip busted by another husker!

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Speaking of being old. I’m pissed. Nebraska was scheduled to play the day of my 50th birthday And they canceled that game this morning to play fucking Houston Baptist
 
Week 3 half in the books, still don’t know what my job is…yet I keep getting more and more free shit
 
I HATE Axe body spray. Kids think it replaces all forms of hygiene

That sounds like patchouli at Grateful Dead shows!
I may miss the band, but I sure as hell don't miss the prevalence of b.o. ... not even disguised by patchouli ... it was like they kind of combined with each other, so one didn't know where the b.o. ended and the patchouli began. One just wanted to run away.
 
Mushies ain't for everyone

Speaking of which, someone at my local market must've hooked up with a chanterelle supplier, because they've been readily available for a while now. I finally got some, and will be making this killer chanterelle, leek, and goat cheese in puff pastry* this weekend.

*I'm lazy, so I'm using those Pepperidge Farm puff pastry shells.
 
The look on the face of the asshole cashier who was acting too good for his job when I didn't tip him.

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Speaking of being old. I’m pissed. Nebraska was scheduled to play the day of my 50th birthday And they canceled that game this morning to play fucking Houston Baptist
Who were they supposed to play?
 
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