tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Oh, you're having a DAY, my friend
That would be even shittier if you were the presenter on the call.
Oh I was the presenter, got called on to it to help a newbie explain to another newbie how we come up with our budget recommendation numbers for 2024 and for like five minutes during the explanation all I heard was BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.

I was PISSED.
 
Moral dilemma:

Let’s say you know a guy - let‘s call him billy - and he’s watching some porn. He watches a video and thoroughly enjoys himself. Afterward, he looks up the star performer, only to find out she’s dead.

How much time in purgatory does billy owe for fapping to a dead chick?
 
Moral dilemma:

Let’s say you know a guy - let‘s call him billy - and he’s watching some porn. He watches a video and thoroughly enjoys himself. Afterward, he looks up the star performer, only to find out she’s dead.

How much time in purgatory does billy owe for fapping to a dead chick?

Billy got stiff to a stiff?
 
Moral dilemma:

Let’s say you know a guy - let‘s call him billy - and he’s watching some porn. He watches a video and thoroughly enjoys himself. Afterward, he looks up the star performer, only to find out she’s dead.

How much time in purgatory does billy owe for fapping to a dead chick?

Purgatory? Nah, that's gotta be a mortal sin.
 
Oh I was the presenter, got called on to it to help a newbie explain to another newbie how we come up with our budget recommendation numbers for 2024 and for like five minutes during the explanation all I heard was BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.

I was PISSED.
Mmmm…Aurelio’s!


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Moral dilemma:

Let’s say you know a guy - let‘s call him billy - and he’s watching some porn. He watches a video and thoroughly enjoys himself. Afterward, he looks up the star performer, only to find out she’s dead.

How much time in purgatory does billy owe for fapping to a dead chick?

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Moral dilemma:

Let’s say you know a guy - let‘s call him billy - and he’s watching some porn. He watches a video and thoroughly enjoys himself. Afterward, he looks up the star performer, only to find out she’s dead.

How much time in purgatory does billy owe for fapping to a dead chick?
Like she’s dead in the scene? Isnt that illegal?

Dead IRL? Who gives a fuck we all die, she just did it first.
 


It was five years ago I was stuck in a hospital room after getting a stent watching this bridge collapse.

The heavy rains and flooding today don't compare to how bad it was then.

I've forgotten how many times I had to watch that bridge crumble because there was nothing else to watch.
 


It was five years ago I was stuck in a hospital room after getting a stent watching this bridge collapse.

The heavy rains and flooding today don't compare to how bad it was then.

I've forgotten how many times I had to watch that bridge crumble because there was nothing else to watch.

Yeah... That's fucked up. :nod:

Mother Nature continues to show us that she can do WHATEVER she wants and there ain't nothing we can do about it... except TRY to rebuild. :biggrin:
 
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