tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

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Saturday was clean the house day. And one night every week each kid had to wash the dishes and clean up after dinner. But when it was your night, you got to take a shower last, so you didnt have anybody pounding on the door telling you to hurry up and save some hot water.
We split the kitchen every night. One washing, one drying (the stuff that came out of the dishwasher and the stuff that wouldn't fit), one had the stove/counters (WORST JOB EVAR!), one had to clear the table and wipe it down (for the ones younger than me), one to take out the trash (finally given to the only boy when he was old enough) and one to sweep (SECOND WORST JOB EVAR!).

Thinking back... I was definitely an indentured servant growing up :think:
 
I've never used one....I just see them in harbor freight every now and then when I go in. Not sure of their durability, but I damn sure would investigate it if I had use for one. I'd probably get the model off of one and YouTube a review to see some pros and cons. You would think the pros would definitely out weigh splitting those bitches by hand though lol


Fuck all that.
If they're only 300 bux, they prolly shet.
 
there was a thread on Old Hoop about it.... some guy even went so far as to say:

"There isn't a guy around that wouldn't put it in one of those girls if there was no chance anyone would find out"

or something to that effect...


:puke:


Jail bait.
 
Seeing a log splitter reminds me of the store my parents had when I was really young. It was a lawn and garden store, did mower repairs, and was a John Deere dealership (but not for large farm equipment, just residential push and ridin' mowers). In the fall, we'd sell racks of logs. I used to love to stand in the parking lot and watch the logs going through the log splitter. My only gripe was they would never let me use it. In retrospect, I realize that was very smart ... I was too young ... probably, like 6 or 7 ... and I probably would have ended up in the ER.
 
We split the kitchen every night. One washing, one drying (the stuff that came out of the dishwasher and the stuff that wouldn't fit), one had the stove/counters (WORST JOB EVAR!), one had to clear the table and wipe it down (for the ones younger than me), one to take out the trash (finally given to the only boy when he was old enough) and one to sweep (SECOND WORST JOB EVAR!).

Thinking back... I was definitely an indentured servant growing up :think:
Join the club.

I was the oldest of tre bois, until muh sis came along 9 yrs later. Muh gawwwd, did she have it way easy. :puke:
 
Join the club.

I was the oldest of tre bois, until muh sis came along 9 yrs later. Muh gawwwd, did she have it way easy. :puke:
For the girls, I had 3 older and 2 younger than me. The boy came along when I was 10 and his feet didn't touch the ground until he was probably 8.
 
Join the club.

I was the oldest of tre bois, until muh sis came along 9 yrs later. Muh gawwwd, did she have it way easy. :puke:
My sister was the OLDEST, and she still had it easier than any of us boys
 
That's a big family.
Now you know why I need so much attention! I was smack dab in the middle of that nonsense! And to make things worse, I am biologically an oldest child so imagine trying to fit that into a middle child role?!
 
How can you be biologically oldest but also a middle child?

Blended family?
Yup... oldest until I was about 6 then i became the middle. That's when they tried to strip me of my bossing around powers and I had to resort to more mischievous methods to maintain order.
 
For the girls, I had 3 older and 2 younger than me. The boy came along when I was 10 and his feet didn't touch the ground until he was probably 8.
Yeah, ok ... I'ma convinced you part Messican/Joo mutt, now. :heh:
 
My sister was the OLDEST, and she still had it easier than any of us boys
Ohhh ... how many times you git kicked in the nadz tryna steal her purse?
 
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