tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Something like that happened to me back in 2001. I knew an engineer from the neighborhood, and he said he mentioned me and what I did to a systems architect from Microsoft. He said he wanted us all to meet at Starbucks to discuss a business opportunity.

So, I'm thinking "Startup! Billions! Unlimited pussy!"

So we met that weekend and 5 minutes in it turned out to be an Amway recruitment. I was so fucking pissed and wanted to knock the fuck out those idiots. What a fucking waste.
 
Something like that happened to me back in 2001. I knew an engineer from the neighborhood, and he said he mentioned me and what I did to a systems architect from Microsoft. He said he wanted us all to meet at Starbucks to discuss a business opportunity.

So, I'm thinking "Startup! Billions! Unlimited pussy!"

So we met that weekend and 5 minutes in it turned out to be an Amway recruitment. I was so fucking pissed and wanted to knock the fuck out those idiots. What a fucking waste.
I once had a dentist give me an Amway pitch while I was in the freakin chair getting a root canal. He stopped being my dentist shortly thereafter. He probably took advantage of a lot of people while they were gassed up
 
Something like that happened to me back in 2001. I knew an engineer from the neighborhood, and he said he mentioned me and what I did to a systems architect from Microsoft. He said he wanted us all to meet at Starbucks to discuss a business opportunity.

So, I'm thinking "Startup! Billions! Unlimited pussy!"

So we met that weekend and 5 minutes in it turned out to be an Amway recruitment. I was so fucking pissed and wanted to knock the fuck out those idiots. What a fucking waste.


The ironic thing about all that? You'd still sit and listen to a 90 minute presentation, for a 90 cent cup of coffee.... because it's "free."
 
I once had a dentist give me an Amway pitch while I was in the freakin chair getting a root canal. He stopped being my dentist shortly thereafter. He probably took advantage of a lot of people while they were gassed up
So how many beauty products and purple-powered cleaners did you have to buy that day to ensure that you didn't leave with jacked-up teef?
 
I once had a dentist give me an Amway pitch while I was in the freakin chair getting a root canal. He stopped being my dentist shortly thereafter. He probably took advantage of a lot of people while they were gassed up

id rather have alaska guy do my teef

 
So how many beauty products and purple-powered cleaners did you have to buy that day to ensure that you didn't leave with jacked-up teef?
Trying to come up with a funny retort but I got nothin
 
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