tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

And so far, so good

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Oh, good.

I got the same message. I'm hoping it's still the same for both of us tomorrow!!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

CA's best governor in the last 30 years was a foreign-born, muscle-headed actor, who still couldn't pronounce basic English words or speak without a heavy accent, despite living in the U.S. for 35 years prior. What does that say about other guys...?

Ah, yes. Der Gropenfurher.

 

[beardown07]

So my daughter has her eye surgery tomorrow.


I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[wings-pens2166]

So my daughter has her eye surgery tomorrow.


I think I'm going to throw up.

best of luck to her, man. I sincerely hope all goes well for her!

 

[moxie]

So my daughter has her eye surgery tomorrow.


I think I'm going to throw up.

Good luck! She's got this!

 

[Hu War Yu]

So my daughter has her eye surgery tomorrow.


I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

So my daughter has her eye surgery tomorrow.


I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[Hu War Yu]

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You insensitive clod! He's a worried parent and you're trying to distract him with tasteless jokes!?

 

[Dolemite censored]

In better news... anyone find any worthy deals on Prime Day?

The earliest delivery is Saturday for Prime. Due to volume, I guess.

 

[Inquisitor]

You insensitive clod! He's a worried parent and you're trying to distract him with tasteless jokes!?

Works better than tasteful jokes with him.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You insensitive clod! He's a worried parent and you're trying to distract him with tasteless jokes!?

He totally ripped off my modus operandi.

 

[Dolemite censored]

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Actually that would be a micro-penis.

 

[Dolemite censored]

And so far, so good

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Your planned soiree can still go on.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

You insensitive clod! He's a worried parent and you're trying to distract him with tasteless jokes!?

Yes.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Actually that would be a micro-penis.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Where's that CHILL! button when you really need it

 

[moxie]

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Where's that CHILL! button when you really need it

I'd settle for it being behind a spoiler tag.