tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Who?
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Hu War Yu said:
More fun with Stupid Employees, Starring Hu:

SE#1: "Dear Hu, can you please do these reports for us for the audit? We need them ASAP!!!"
Hu: "Sure, just tell me exactly what you need"
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Hu: "Hello? Anybody? What do you want?"

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SE#2: "I think what we want is XYZ...and we need them as soon as possible, these are for the AUDITORS! thanks!"

Hu: "Okay, that will take NINE separate reports...before I run all those, please look at this sample and tell me if this will work."

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Hu: "Hello? I did not get any responses...will this work???"

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Hu: "Since I did not hear back from anyone about the samples, during the time I was waiting for a response, I went ahead and ran all nine reports. That's how long I was waiting for a response...on a project that I was told needed to be completed ASAP. If these don't work, would someone please let me know?"

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Hu clocks out for the day, to be followed by seventeen emails between the hours of 6PM and 8PM, telling him his reports won't work and they need something else...IMMEDIATELY!!!
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Please tell me you have this in writing...
 
She once played a character named Shirley Fagot.....
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Hu War Yu said:
More fun with Stupid Employees, Starring Hu:

SE#1: "Dear Hu, can you please do these reports for us for the audit? We need them ASAP!!!"
Hu: "Sure, just tell me exactly what you need"
...

...

...

Hu: "Hello? Anybody? What do you want?"

...

SE#2: "I think what we want is XYZ...and we need them as soon as possible, these are for the AUDITORS! thanks!"

Hu: "Okay, that will take NINE separate reports...before I run all those, please look at this sample and tell me if this will work."

...

...

...

Hu: "Hello? I did not get any responses...will this work???"

...

...

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Hu: "Since I did not hear back from anyone about the samples, during the time I was waiting for a response, I went ahead and ran all nine reports. That's how long I was waiting for a response...on a project that I was told needed to be completed ASAP. If these don't work, would someone please let me know?"

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Hu clocks out for the day, to be followed by seventeen emails between the hours of 6PM and 8PM, telling him his reports won't work and they need something else...IMMEDIATELY!!!
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To the tune of "Secret Agent Man":

SQL Agent man
SQL Agent man
They've given you a buzzword and taken away your name...
 
BigRedMoe said:
Want me to hypnotize you so you can tell everyone to feck off?
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Watch out Hu! This is what happened to that dental patient who woke up with her butt sore and underwear on backwards!
 
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