tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[trojanfan12]

i'm sure glad everyone feels better about themselves for posting pictures on facebook of their little gay sticker they got for voting

lol

Voted and as I was leaving they offered me one of those stickers. I said "No, thank you". From the shocked looks on their faces, I half expected the bunch of old ladies that were working the polling station to tackle me and cover me in the damn things.

 

[tabascojet]

Not Jeff Bezos, ya fookin sloot! Besos, like kisses!

Did someone spike their raiders afterall??

 

[douggie]

Here’s the big question. Did marijuana win last night?

 

[tabascojet]

Here’s the big question. Did marijuana win last night?

Won in nj....

 

[trojanfan12]

i work as a night auditor at a hotel that's located in a sketchy area in Charlotte

i'm a little #nervous about tonight

 

[huskers1217]

Its a great fucking morning

 

[tabascojet]

Its a great fucking morning

Prolonging your inevitable disappointment.....

 

[packerzrule]

Here’s the big question. Did marijuana win last night?

Marijuana always wins

 

[BigRedMoe]

Currently 2% Swedish.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Currently 2% Swedish.

I guess the proper response was probably, "Want some more?", but I'm tired...

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Its a great fucking morning

Post workout euphoria, too?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I guess the proper response was probably, "Want some more?", but I'm tired...

All this election stuff got you down?

 

[beardown07]

Even those shitty oscar Meyers with a good, blistering char are tasty when done around a campfire.

Cook em in a pan with beer till it all but evaporates, and then grill em.

Delish.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Post workout euphoria, too?

All this election stuff got you down?

Nah, Zoom Happy Hour(s) with my buddies got me a little hunged ovah. I'm too old fer drankin' on a Tuesday!


*I'm too moderate and even-keeled to let politicos upset me. I get a guilty pleasure out of watching my left and right wing friends get all lathered up though.

 

[moxie]

Nah, Zoom Happy Hour(s) with my buddies got me a little hunged ovah. I'm too old fer drankin' on a Tuesday!
View attachment 9321

*I'm too moderate and even-keeled to let politicos upset me. I get a guilty pleasure out of watching my left and right wing friends get all lathered up though.

Word to your mother. Went on a beer tasting spree with my friend’s neighbor last night (plus several shots from a crafty bartender friend) and was genuinely shocked when the alarm went off this morning, indicating that today is NOT Saturday. Fml. Why you do dis to me, Tuesday?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Inb4 @moxie says she fell asleep naked...


And woke up with marker on her face and her puppy with an evil grin

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Word to your mother. Went on a beer tasting spree with my friend’s neighbor last night (plus several shots from a crafty bartender friend) and was genuinely shocked when the alarm went off this morning, indicating that today is NOT Saturday. Fml. Why you do dis to me, Tuesday?

So.... no memory of PMing me?

 

[moxie]

Inb4 @moxie says she fell asleep naked...


And woke up with marker on her face and her puppy with an evil grin

Just unders & a bra. Was just about to ask y'all to remind me to put pants on before the PG&E guy gets here to "light my pilot" but upon further rumination... maybe I shouldn't

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Just unders & a bra. Was just about to ask y'all to remind me to put pants on before the PG&E guy gets here to "light my pilot" but upon further rumination... maybe I shouldn't

you after going through your texts....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Just unders & a bra.

What size?