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tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds
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The wife cuts mine, want me to get you an appointment?
haven't been to my hairdresser in over a year.
haven't been to my hairdresser in over a year.
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How 'bout I give her an appointment
My wife cuts mine as well. You don’t think we’re both married to the same woman….?
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What?How 'bout I give her an appointment
What I say???I...sure hope not
Kinda short. Female. Ring any bells?What?
I...sure hope not
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Wait, does that mean if I get married again I get free haircuts?
On second thought, hell no.
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You don't do it JUST for the free haircuts...
...you also do it for numerous dinners
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Well now, you got me all interested all of a sudden
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Officially tested negative. Went and got a haircut, got my emissions done on my truck and took my grandpa and great uncles out to lunch. I am ready to be back at work tomorrow.
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So you just had a temporary case of da gheys?
I mean, glad you're feeling better
Fucking Amazon. They gave me a free 30 day Prime trial 29 days ago and I had it on my calendar to expire tomorrow, Aug. 13.
But, they counted the 30 day period differently. Usually (and by definition, legally in California) when you get a number of days to do something, the time excludes the current date and starts the next day for the start of the period.* In this instance, those fuckers counted the current date to start the trial, so it would end today. If I let it go until tomorrow, they would have charged me $12.99! Goddamn crooks. I caught them and cancelled it today.
*for example, a week (7 days) from today, 8/12 is 8/19, not 8/18. But in the Amazon I'm gonna rip you off world, its 8/18.
But, they counted the 30 day period differently. Usually (and by definition, legally in California) when you get a number of days to do something, the time excludes the current date and starts the next day for the start of the period.* In this instance, those fuckers counted the current date to start the trial, so it would end today. If I let it go until tomorrow, they would have charged me $12.99! Goddamn crooks. I caught them and cancelled it today.
*for example, a week (7 days) from today, 8/12 is 8/19, not 8/18. But in the Amazon I'm gonna rip you off world, its 8/18.
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I've felt fine since Saturday, but I'm just officially better today.
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Well that's one way to get a staycation
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Luckily work pays for up to two weeks of Covid leave without using any time.
I had a couple extra trips this year, so I'm gonna need the time for my buddy's bachelor party weekend in Charlotte and my South Dakota bird hunting trip
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Headed down to Asheville for a wedding next week, but will only use three days. I still have 16 days of vaca, plus 2 personal, to try and use up. I'm gonna see if I can take the week before labor day, but EVERYBODY wants to take that weekend, so we'll see.
When in Charlotte, stay away from the intersection of Trade and Tryon. @Hitman Hart can tell you all about it
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