tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[craigk217]

wood costs so much i think i would only be able to afford a single cabinet in the whole house.

You should go the exorcism route.

 

[gobigred]

You should go the exorcism route.

Well @Camfantasy is a soulless ginger so should be he should know about exorcisms

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Been almost 5. Now, I'm gonna sell it for more than double what I owe, while buying 50 acres of riverfront property at a stupid-low price.

Not very often you can sell high and buy low, but we stumbled onto the perfect scenario. The lot wasn't even listed, but a lil' birdie told us they were contemplating selling, so we made em' an offer. They are old (80's) and not looking to cash out I guess?

Not as nice of a forest, but river access en sech.

Flood zone?

 

[moxie]

Flood zone?

Hey! Don't pee on his parade! He's got a boat - he'll be fine!

 

[ladyrockess]

Been almost 5. Now, I'm gonna sell it for more than double what I owe, while buying 50 acres of riverfront property at a stupid-low price.

Not very often you can sell high and buy low, but we stumbled onto the perfect scenario. The lot wasn't even listed, but a lil' birdie told us they were contemplating selling, so we made em' an offer. They are old (80's) and not looking to cash out I guess?

Not as nice of a forest, but river access en sech.

Lucky! House prices are fucking skyrocketing here in Orlando because now people can "work from anywhere" and I'm fucking pissed. We're full, fuck off.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Not as nice of a forest, but river access en sech.

It's there, but you can't see the forest because of the trees...

 

[Camfantasy]

You should go the exorcism route.

i don't get it

 

[huskers1217]

Lucky! House prices are fucking skyrocketing here in Orlando because now people can "work from anywhere" and I'm fucking pissed. We're full, fuck off.

fuck orlando. my dad is homeless right now there because those fucking prices. right now orlando is more expensive then @moxie's studio in SF

 

[Camfantasy]

It's there, but you can't see the forest because of the trees...

you can't see the bigfoots because they don't exist you gullible bitch

 

[Peter Gozintite]

fuck orlando. my dad is homeless right now there because those fucking prices. right now orlando is more expensive then @moxie's studio in SF

And Orlando sucks

 

[ladyrockess]

fuck orlando. my dad is homeless right now there because those fucking prices. right now orlando is more expensive then @moxie's studio in SF

Has he reached out to Anna Eskamani? She's my rep and is baller AF - helping people all over the state with the DOE bullshit and helps a ton of homeless people find housing and work.

 

[moxie]

you know what really burns my biscuits? people fucking about, adding letters to things are should be just stupid ass numbers. Oh, oh- you want me to give you an EXAMPLE?!!


I put a couple of these little steaks in the rotisserie, figuring it would take 10 mins to roast them off. After 10 minutes, i check the temp and it's like 30º inside! WTF?! So I let them go another 10 minutes... now they're like 60, but WHAT IN THE FUCK?!




Goddamn thermometer was on CELSIUS!!! Those damned sons-a-bitches are lucky it was for the dog, but if she doesn't like them, someone is getting a shit review on amazon TODAY!

 

[BigRedMoe]

you know what really burns my biscuits? people fucking about, adding letters to things are should be just stupid ass numbers. Oh, oh- you want me to give you an EXAMPLE?!!


I put a couple of these little steaks in the rotisserie, figuring it would take 10 mins to roast them off. After 10 minutes, i check the temp and it's like 30º inside! WTF?! So I let them go another 10 minutes... now they're like 60, but WHAT IN THE FUCK?!




Goddamn thermometer was on CELSIUS!!! Those damned sons-a-bitches are lucky it was for the dog, but if she doesn't like them, someone is getting a shit review on amazon TODAY!

LOL, at "roast them off". Do you feel accomplished when you get something "off"?

 

[Inquisitor]

Sounds like what they did was not poplar...

I don't get what they saw in that...

Fun killer you are. People pine for my puns...

Yeah, he lumbers through here once in a while.

OK, I'll stop the puns for now. Time for me to branch out anyway...

You're really board today.

 

[moxie]

LOL, at "roast them off". Do you feel accomplished when you get something "off"?

I'm still very much in my Bob the Builder headspace. I'm all butch about my approach to everything. And that sounded super butchy to me.

For instance, right now I'm downing my coffee then I'm gonna hitch up that bit on the drill and ram that screw into the wall.

 

[CorpRebel]

I'm still very much in my Bob the Builder headspace. I'm all butch about my approach to everything. And that sounded super butchy to me.

For instance, right now I'm downing my coffee then I'm gonna hitch up that bit on the drill and ram that screw into the wall.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm still very much in my Bob the Builder headspace. I'm all butch about my approach to everything. And that sounded super butchy to me.

For instance, right now I'm downing my coffee then I'm gonna hitch up that bit on the drill and ram that screw into the wall.

Take it out and pre drill it first, GOD DAMN IT!!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

You're really board today.

I have to stop or @gobigred will make me walk the plank...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Take it out and pre drill it first, GOD DAMN IT!!!

If you were charging her by the hour at your professional rate, how much would this drill hole consult cost her ass?