tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[beardown07]

Authorities are working with the District Attorney to determine whether charges will be filed.

WHAT?

I don't think a child less than 5 can be held criminally responsible.

Against the ADULT that left the gun unsecured, you dingus.

 

[huskers1217]

What bank would make that loan to purchase it?

any bank.. it was appraised for that because of land value.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Authorities are working with the District Attorney to determine whether charges will be filed.

WHAT?

I don't think a child less than 5 can be held criminally responsible.

But who left the loaded gun unsecured? If it was anybody other than the dead mother, that person is in trouble.

Imagine being on the other end of that video call, though...that's messed up

 

[Hu War Yu]

Against the ADULT that left the gun unsecured, you dingus.

My

 

[CorpRebel]

Aren't YOU "woke" yet???

 

[Dolemite censored]

Against the ADULT that left the gun unsecured, you dingus.

She's already dead.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Are YOU "woke" yet???

Something got woke when I saw that...think it was my gag reflex

 

[moxie]

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A Bay Area house that burned to the studs just sold for more than $850,000 in less than a week​

That's quite a fixer upper.

I know the real estate market there is on fire but this is ridiculous.

Million dollar dirt.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Million dollar dirt.

That's pretty much what my house is. No way this piece of crap is worth what the city says it is

 

[Inquisitor]

Million dollar dirt.

Should've taken my shovel on the trip last month and visited there.

Then put the dirt on Ebay.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Should've taken my shovel on the trip last month and visited there.

Then put the dirt on Ebay.

Grôn...

 

[Inquisitor]

Grôn...

That reminds me of that time I had sex with a realtor.

Spoiler: Read at your own risk!!!

I was trying to put it in her butt when she started screaming, "Location, location, location!!!!!"

 

[moxie]

Bruh. WTF? Why did homeboy get shot when they came into HIS home?! #bearlivesmatter

Grizzly bear in fatal Montana attack was guarding food cache

HELENA, Mont. (AP) — A grizzly bear that fatally mauled a Montana man near Yellowstone National Park this spring was likely defending a moose carcass and may have continued to aggressively guard the cache — including by charging at rescuers and investigators — because of a recent fight with another

apnews.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

Bruh. WTF? Why did homeboy get shot when they came into HIS home?! #bearlivesmatter

Grizzly bear in fatal Montana attack was guarding food cache

HELENA, Mont. (AP) — A grizzly bear that fatally mauled a Montana man near Yellowstone National Park this spring was likely defending a moose carcass and may have continued to aggressively guard the cache — including by charging at rescuers and investigators — because of a recent fight with another

apnews.com

So much for "stand your ground" laws.

Yeah, I know, 2/10, PF plz...at least I didn't get all into "if this had been a white bear"

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Bruh. WTF? Why did homeboy get shot when they came into HIS home?! #bearlivesmatter

Grizzly bear in fatal Montana attack was guarding food cache

HELENA, Mont. (AP) — A grizzly bear that fatally mauled a Montana man near Yellowstone National Park this spring was likely defending a moose carcass and may have continued to aggressively guard the cache — including by charging at rescuers and investigators — because of a recent fight with another

apnews.com

why the fuck you gotta post this shit when Im leaving today for yellowstone?

Im posting nothing but spiders for a week when i get back

 

[moxie]

why the fuck you gotta post this shit when Im leaving today for yellowstone?

Im posting nothing but spiders for a week when i get back

Oh, relax! They murdered the poor teddy bear who was only trying to survive in these mean skreets.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Oh, relax! They murdered the poor teddy bear who was only trying to survive in these mean skreets.

Oh, yeah. theres no other bears there.

 

[moxie]

Oh, yeah. theres no other bears there.

SPOILER, BECH!!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

They sent me home at dinner. Apparently my minimum days out isn’t up until Monday. They figured that out after I already worked half a day all by myself away from everyone on the long reach digging ponds

 

[moxie]

This is why I should not go off-script when grocery shopping...
Saw some english muffins and thought it would make a good breakfast, smeared with a little PB and some banana slices. I already have PB so i told myself, "Self - make sure to go grab a nanner!" So I went over to the produce section and got strawberries, lettuce, celery and some green onions.

Do you see nanners in that litany?! Went to make my english muffin rn and NO FUCKING NANNER!!!