tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
I need to get out there. Yeah, I know the massage parlor deal. But, those women have limited English speaking skills.

I'd love to have some reasonably attractive female I can have a decent conversation with, something more than, "You likey, yes?"
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happy puppet GIF by South Park
 
BigRedMoe said:
We have so many bald eagles in my area (nesting site out at our lake) that they've been coming in to town for the last several years. They are fucking awesome.
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jez look like big dumb burds to me
 
don't @me about 2/10 pf plz.. I have a serious science question.

My friend is a little bit of a hypochondriac and has been tested for covid a bunch of times. Has put herself in a shit ton of situations where she could get it - like bars that stayed open undercover, plus her roommates all had it. Never once tested positive. Got the moderna vax a few months ago (april, I think) and tested negative a few weeks after that. She's supposed to be going in for some elective surgery next week so they had her take another covid test yesterday and it came back positive. She's completely symptomless, but the surgery is at risk of being cancelled (her doctor is going to have her test again tomorrow, just in case it's a false positive). But the info they provided with the results is completely retarded:

-A positive test result means that the test did detect antibodies associated with COVID19. Your results suggest that you may have been exposed to COVID19.
-There's a possibility that your test have a positive result that is incorrect, which is called a false positive. That would mean you tested positive for the antibodies but may not actually have them.
-The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) does not recommend getting an antibody test to determine if you need a Covid-19 vaccination or to check your immunity after being vaccinated.
-Because the COVID-19 antibody test is so new, it's unknown whether the development of antibodies means you have immunity or protection against getting COVID19 in the future or that you were previously exposed to COVID19 in the first place.
-Even if you develop antibodies and these antibodies give you some level of protection against future infection, it's unknown how long that protection lasts, and you may still be at risk of developing COVID19 again.
the COVID19 antibody test doesn't tell you if you currently have COVID19, if you can spread it to others, or if you can contract it again.
-You should continue to practice social distancing, wear a mask in public, wash your hands frequently, and avoid touching your eyes/nose/mouth.
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So let me get this straight: if you had the virus, you have antibodies. If you get the vaccine, you have antibodies. If you get the virus after getting the vaccine, you also have antibodies. Antibodies present denotes that currently you have the virus? Which you can also have from a previous infection/vaccine? Why the fuck would you even test someone who had the vaccine? Won't it always be a positive test?
 
moxie said:
don't @me about 2/10 pf plz.. I have a serious science question.

My friend is a little bit of a hypochondriac and has been tested for covid a bunch of times. Has put herself in a shit ton of situations where she could get it - like bars that stayed open undercover, plus her roommates all had it. Never once tested positive. Got the moderna vax a few months ago (april, I think) and tested negative a few weeks after that. She's supposed to be going in for some elective surgery next week so they had her take another covid test yesterday and it came back positive. She's completely symptomless, but the surgery is at risk of being cancelled (her doctor is going to have her test again tomorrow, just in case it's a false positive). But the info they provided with the results is completely retarded:



So let me get this straight: if you had the virus, you have antibodies. If you get the vaccine, you have antibodies. If you get the virus after getting the vaccine, you also have antibodies. Antibodies present denotes that currently you have the virus? Which you can also have from a previous infection/vaccine? Why the fuck would you even test someone who had the vaccine? Won't it always be a positive test?
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I dont know the sciency shit from all that. however, being fully vaxxed (since March) and ready for my booster - I have always tested negative (including last weekend).
 
Also- does anyone know if I want to continue running scripts on a page? I feel like I am totally inconsistent with my response to that. What does it mean/do?
 
moxie said:
don't @me about 2/10 pf plz.. I have a serious science question.

My friend is a little bit of a hypochondriac and has been tested for covid a bunch of times. Has put herself in a shit ton of situations where she could get it - like bars that stayed open undercover, plus her roommates all had it. Never once tested positive. Got the moderna vax a few months ago (april, I think) and tested negative a few weeks after that. She's supposed to be going in for some elective surgery next week so they had her take another covid test yesterday and it came back positive. She's completely symptomless, but the surgery is at risk of being cancelled (her doctor is going to have her test again tomorrow, just in case it's a false positive). But the info they provided with the results is completely retarded:



So let me get this straight: if you had the virus, you have antibodies. If you get the vaccine, you have antibodies. If you get the virus after getting the vaccine, you also have antibodies. Antibodies present denotes that currently you have the virus? Which you can also have from a previous infection/vaccine? Why the fuck would you even test someone who had the vaccine? Won't it always be a positive test?
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Is that the test where you pee on the stick and it either gets one line or two? I always get two lines!
 
CorpRebel said:
You should have gotten a cat. All you would need is ordinary boxes... They just LOVE boxes!! I had a couple "beds" for my little feline furball, but she rarely slept in them. So many different places to snooze!! :heh:

Miss my little furball! My little one "passed" this past February. I think it's about time for me to get another "kitty cat". :nod:

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lol

What is it with cats and boxes? Because I work from home, my son got me a really nice office chair for Christmas. Jinks claimed the box as soon as I got the chair out of it...I finally got to throw it out about a month ago.
 
moxie said:
don't @me about 2/10 pf plz.. I have a serious science question.

My friend is a little bit of a hypochondriac and has been tested for covid a bunch of times. Has put herself in a shit ton of situations where she could get it - like bars that stayed open undercover, plus her roommates all had it. Never once tested positive. Got the moderna vax a few months ago (april, I think) and tested negative a few weeks after that. She's supposed to be going in for some elective surgery next week so they had her take another covid test yesterday and it came back positive. She's completely symptomless, but the surgery is at risk of being cancelled (her doctor is going to have her test again tomorrow, just in case it's a false positive). But the info they provided with the results is completely retarded:



So let me get this straight: if you had the virus, you have antibodies. If you get the vaccine, you have antibodies. If you get the virus after getting the vaccine, you also have antibodies. Antibodies present denotes that currently you have the virus? Which you can also have from a previous infection/vaccine? Why the fuck would you even test someone who had the vaccine? Won't it always be a positive test?
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2/10, Redskins WFT board please
 
New HR person needs an admin. Think they'll snitch on me if I apply? It's the same grade level for me, so a lateral move but maybe i could shield myself more if I'm on the enemy's team. Fuck 'em from the inside out.
 
The bonus would be that I'd be taking another job from this little bitch I don't really care for :heh:
 
moxie said:
New HR person needs an admin. Think they'll snitch on me if I apply? It's the same grade level for me, so a lateral move but maybe i could shield myself more if I'm on the enemy's team. Fuck 'em from the inside out.
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Is this part of your El Bosso secretary fantasy?

I think this is part of your El Bosso secretary fantasy.
 
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