tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop
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The only property on our block that is not owned by someone, but rented by a property management company (a townhome) has new tenants as of October. Apparently they've never lived outside of an apartment in their lives.
They shoveled their driveway.
By pushing the snow into the street.
Trash.
They shoveled their driveway.
By pushing the snow into the street.
Trash.
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So we're switching payroll companies, and they had entered my entire staff as hourly workers. I asked them two weeks ago to change them all to salaried, which they said they did. Now we're going live and everyone is saying, "hey, I'm supposed to clock in everyday, what's this?"
Turns out everyone is still listed as hourly.
Turns out everyone is still listed as hourly.
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Idiots...they're supposed to bury their neighbor's cars with it
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Jakes on you, the only people who park on the street are the hoarders who keep too much shit in their garage. So they got themselves buried in on their own by the plows.
Time to work some OT, bruv
We’ve got a neighbor kinda like that. It’s been windy as fuck here so there are leaves everywhere. One guy around the corner has his yard completely clear. The only problem is he didn’t rake or bag up shit. He just takes his leaf blower and blows it all into the street so everyone gets to deal with his leaves. Might need to put a flaming bag of dogshit on his porch (after making sure he doesn’t have a Ring).
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Thank god I live in a soulless brand new suburb and we don't have trees. Don't have to deal with that type of seasonal shit.
Don't forget to do your timecard.
Something to look forward to. I think this week may be the end of it. My trees in the back are almost completely bare now. Unfortunately about half of those leaves went into the pool. My pool cleaner will be getting a nice Christmas bonus. The leaves in the front are mostly gone and we’re down to a mere 50 pounds of acorns on the ground this week. Gotta love oak trees.
I bought a leaf vac that pulverizes the leaves..... but sometimes I just blow them onto my hippy neighbor's lawn who believes cleaning up leaves is wrong because it destroys bugs' habitat.
So our IT department inadvertently sent out an email with the heading "Your issue has been resolved" to a client and CC'd a shit ton of people. Now, people who should not have received the email are replying to All to have their name removed.
Funny as hell. Got about a hundred responses because my name was on the CC list. Hilarious that the people who are sawed off about getting all of these emails and are asking to be removed from the list but yet reply to all.
Funny as hell. Got about a hundred responses because my name was on the CC list. Hilarious that the people who are sawed off about getting all of these emails and are asking to be removed from the list but yet reply to all.
Looks like Willem Dafoe
I call that the “Corporate IQ Test”. Happens about every six months.
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I'm so incredibly tired of these alt accusations.
For the record, I am NOT a Hammer alt, okay?
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That's what I'm concerned about...people will figure this out eventually, then they'll be clocking in early, out late, and it'll be up to me to correct everything.
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