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Seems like a weird thing to be proud of.


Civil asset forfeiture is a big deal for law enforcement. Even if the owner successfully petitions for the return of the money, 10 percent or more is often kept by the seizing authority. That's a lot of dog toys and Snausages.
 
So our IT department inadvertently sent out an email with the heading "Your issue has been resolved" to a client and CC'd a shit ton of people. Now, people who should not have received the email are replying to All to have their name removed.

Funny as hell. Got about a hundred responses because my name was on the CC list. Hilarious that the people who are sawed off about getting all of these emails and are asking to be removed from the list but yet reply to all.
Something like this seems to happen once a week at our place. Even more hilarious is when the sender writes "please do not reply all to this email!" and still gets a bunch of replies.

BCC is your friend
 
I feel like you'd make either the best fucking gingerbread house there or a complete mess without much in between.

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hashtag fax! I'm baking additional gingerbread people, trees and some snowmen as we speak. I was trying to figure out how to make a sleigh stick to the top, but I had a broken piece of roof so it's not as stable as it should be. A couple strategically placed toothpicks help with the sliding, but I don't feel like dealing with a toppling sleigh. They should have sent us the bigger kits.

100% a complete mess

a TOTAL DISASTER!
Heeeeyyy! Fuck you!
 
hashtag fax! I'm baking additional gingerbread people, trees and some snowmen as we speak. I was trying to figure out how to make a sleigh stick to the top, but I had a broken piece of roof so it's not as stable as it should be. A couple strategically placed toothpicks help with the sliding, but I don't feel like dealing with a toppling sleigh. They should have sent us the bigger kits.


Heeeeyyy! Fuck you!

Have fun. Having a bunch (7) of people over on December 24, and planning the menu. And, grrrrrrr, one of the people is a vegetarian. Already did turkey for Thanksgiving. Thinking maybe roast goose and a rib roast, giant cobb salad, baked potatoes, asparagus or green beans, steamed jasmine rice, peach pie, rum raisin ice cream.

Haven't decided on drinks, but chardonnay, cab sauv, ginger ale, orange juice are trending.
 
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hashtag fax! I'm baking additional gingerbread people, trees and some snowmen as we speak. I was trying to figure out how to make a sleigh stick to the top, but I had a broken piece of roof so it's not as stable as it should be. A couple strategically placed toothpicks help with the sliding, but I don't feel like dealing with a toppling sleigh. They should have sent us the bigger kits.


Heeeeyyy! Fuck you!
Why would you assume the gender of your snowpeople? You don’t know their pronouns!
 
Have fun. Having a bunch (7) of people over on December 24, and planning the menu. And, grrrrrrr, one of the people is a vegetarian. Already did turkey for Thanksgiving. Thinking maybe roast goose and a rib roast, giant cobb salad, baked potatoes, asparagus or green beans, steamed jasmine rice, each pie, rum raisin ice cream.

Haven't decided on drinks, but chardonnay, cab sauv, ginger ale, orange juice are trending.

Of course, beer. Maybe red hook esb. Can't decide between vodka and tequila.
 
Why would you assume the gender of your snowpeople? You don’t know their pronouns!
I put little dicks on them and told them they are competing against each other in the melting contest, not with the ones that I gave tiddies to.
 
I put little dicks on them and told them they are competing against each other in the melting contest, not with the ones that I gave tiddies to.
Could you describe these tiddies, please. Purely for research purposes. Size of a jujube?
 
Maybe red hook esb.
That's a quality brew

Used to love their Blackhook porter. It got discontinued for a while. I once contacted the brewer about it and some guy actually responded with a list of places where I could find it. They were all too far way, though
 
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