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trojanfan12 said:
A couple of them here tried that. No one paid attention. lol
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Yeah... fortunately, I've gotten used to getting up early now and like to get to the store around when it opens (7:30). Usually nobody there but me and the employees stocking. I just zipped up & down the aisles whichever way I wanted.... no one says a thing.

I guess they can say they "tried"! Overly paranoid, is how I look at it, though. :heh:
 
Inquisitor said:
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That's what I'd really like to do, but since I'd get in trouble,
I have to settle for the internal monologue thingy.

I can think of 3 people in the last few days I have genuinely wanted to look at and say something along the lines of either,

- would you please just shut the fuck up
- are you capable of acting like an adult, or is whiny little bitch your permanent state of being

or both.

The manic holiday shit around me doesn't help my tolerance, and maybe it is a factor with these people being quite as extreme as they are, right now, but going back to my original post on the matter ...

FFS.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Tell me about it. A coworker gave me a gift yesterday, turned out to contain a bag full of Hershey's hugs... HUGS?!?

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Do you want some tea?
Not that I don't enjoy tea, but I swear, I will never be able to drink all the tea people have given me over the years.
 
Well looks like I missed like 20 pages.
 
moxie said:
I swung by the office first now I’m sitting at a light that has cycled three times just to get IN to the mall.

Dear lord baby Jesus please don’t let me end up in a cell tonight :pray:
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LAST MINUTE Shopping will get ya everytime!! Rent one of these next time! :heh:

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moxie said:
I swung by the office first now I’m sitting at a light that has cycled three times just to get IN to the mall.

Dear lord baby Jesus please don’t let me end up in a cell tonight :pray:
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I’ll shop for you under two conditions:

1.) You accept what I buy with no questions asked.

2.) You come to my house and pretend to be me until I come back so the wife’s family doesn’t know I’m gone.
 
beardown07 said:
Just put together a hoverboard scooter for the kids for xmas.

Prolly the shittiest instructions I've ever seen. Tiny ass pictures, with no words or part identification. I had to use a fucking magnifying glass just to see the goddamned things, and still couldn't make heads or tails of any of it.

Ended up just figuring the shit out on my own, but fuck if that didn't take longer than it fucking should have.


Fuck.
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Fess up. You're going to try it and fall flat you your ass. Please post the vid!!!!
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’ll shop for you under two conditions:

1.) You accept what I buy with no questions asked.

2.) You come to my house and pretend to be me until I come back so the wife’s family doesn’t know I’m gone.
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Done. Assuming your role obvi includes mass quantities of alcohol. Just gimme receipts and we good!
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Do you want some tea?
Not that I don't enjoy tea, but I swear, I will never be able to drink all the tea people have given me over the years.
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I'll drink some herbal if ya got it, can't do the caffeine kind
 
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